SemiShira oneshots

Guys i crave this

Trigger Warning
!!slightly spicy if you know what I mean!!

"You're so cute. I love you so much."

"You're super hot. I love you~" Shirabu answered back and Semi rolled his eyes continuing to mess with Shirabu's hair.

He braided random pieces and they stuck out of his head making Shirabu look crazy. Shirabu didn't mind, and continued scrolling on tiktok letting his weird boyfriend do weird things.

"Hey you remember when you fucking peed on the floor in the locker room and when you finally got to the bathrooms you just let it all out and it was loud as fuck too."

"You will never let me live that down will you?"

"Hell no i won't."

"I said i needed to use the bathroom before we left, but coach didn't listen. So of course when it's a 45 minute bus ride, Im gonna need to pee more. And then when we finally did get back to the school, I knew it was coming which is why I begged to have the keys so I could run and open the doors and the bathrooms for the school. But no. Stupid Ushijima is the captain so he needs to the open the doors, and no offense to him, but he walks so fucking slow so-"

"Now hold on you can't be talking. You walk so slow in the hallways, you're lucky we're dating cause if not I would shove you out of the way."

"Whatever this isn't about me."

"Actually it is, you peed on the floor."

"Be. Quiet." Semi said instead and Shirabu rolled his eyes and sitting up from Semi laps and sitting on his own knees and facing Semi.
"Like i was saying, Ushijima was taking his sweet time and by the time he finally opened the school doors i couldn't hold it back anymore. I tried but a little bit just happen to seep it's way out and then Ushijima finally opened the restrooms. That was not my fault. Bad timing was all."

"You had to wipe up your own piss like it was a dogs. Do you know how sad that is?"

"Shut up." Semi said his face red.

Shirabu rolled his eyes before looking at his hair with his phone camera.

"Semi I look like a dumbass."

"My dumbass~"

"Cant you say something like my hot as fuck boyfriend." Shirabu asked unbraiding the random pieces of hair Semi had braided.

"Oh trust me. You are hot as fuck."

Shirabu unbraided the last few random strands and looked again at his hair.

It wasn't terrible but it was definitely a mess.

"Not with this hair."

"Mmm does it look like I care? You're still hot as fuck."

"Hell yea I am." He said smirking before he reached for Semi's hair and ruffled it up.

Semi gave a questioning look as Shirabu examined him.

"I could say the same for you. You're still hot as fuck."

"I am pretty hot aren't I?"

"And cute."

"Wait actually?"

"Yea like your smile, and the cute little chuckle you do when you laugh sometimes. It makes me go awww."

Semi smirked at Shirabu who rolled his eyes before crossing his arms waiting for his own compliment.

"You're cute too. I swear to god when you start giggling it's the cutest shit ever."