(A/N: This won't be the hero's chat but instead the villains, but it furthers whatever plot I have soo reading will probably help, but if you don't want to read it feel free to skip)
Burnt Bitch: How did the attack go?
Hand Kink: All Might didn't show up until the end and saved the fucking day
Lock: Hey, he said that he was going to be there
Mom: One of the students got away and informed the hero's
Lock: That was probably Tenya Iida
Blood Rat: Was the green-haired boy there?
Lock: Yup
Doppel Ganger: What was his name again?
Lock: Izuku Midoriya, everybody calls him Deku though
Blood Rat: Oooh! I want to make him bleed, he'd look so cute!
Big Sis: If all goes to plan, you will be able to soon
Shooty: Why is there a fire?
Burnt Bitch: Who knows at this point
Hand Kink: Stop setting shit on fire
Burnt Bitch: It wasn't me this time!
Shooty: It was Twice
Mom: What did he do?
Doppel Ganger: I saw a cool video where they made tinfoil smooth by putting it in the microwave!
Mom: I'm coming over right now. Nobody enters the kitchen until I put out the fire
Dad: I just got on, and I find my children are burning down the house
Hand Kink: Oi T I'm going to your room
Burnt Bitch: Fine by me
*Hand Kink has logged off*
Blood Rat: I bet they are going to fuck
Doppel Ganger: Yeah they are. No they aren't
Mom: Fire is out. The only people allowed in the kitchen are Dabi, me, Compress, and Magne. The rest of you are banned for a month
Shooty: Why am I banned?
Mom: You started shooting people with your Nerf gun as you sat on top of the fridge
Shooty: Oh, that makes sense
Blood Rat: Why me?
Dad: You put blood in everything and making it inedible for the rest of us
Blood Rat: But blood is good!
Mom: No arguing. If you keep at it, the ban extends another week
Blood Rat: Okay...
Burnt Bitch: Ten jysr rikked ib rio ifd mwe
Big Sis: What?
Lock: "Ten just rolled on top of me"
Doppel Ganger: How did you just do that? I totally knew that
*Blood Rat has logged off*
Shooty: Why did I just see Toga run towards Dabi's room?
Mom: Shit!
*Mom has logged off*
Dad: Must be bad if it's got Kurogiri swearing
Big Sis: I'm making cookies. Want to help Celest?
Lock: Fuck yeah!
*Big Sis has logged off*
*Lock has logged off*
Shooty: I'm going to watch!
Dad: Don't steal too much cookie dough
*Shooty has logged off*
Doppel Ganger: Im finding Toga! No I'm not
*Doppel Ganger has logged off*
Burnt Bitch: Helo me okease. This adorabvke creature is deooling jaall ober me
Dad: I can't figure out what you are saying Dabi
*Burnt Bitch has logged off*
*Dad has logged off*
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Lock: Toga stop screaming it's four in the morning
Blood Rat: But I just saw the cutest thing ever!
Doppel Ganger: Show me! I don't want to see it
*Blood Rat has sent one picture*
Lock: Aight you're off the hook this time because that's adorable
Blood Rat: (^///^)
Shooty: Why is there a picture of Dabi and Shigaraki on here?
Blood Rat: Because they aren't trying to kill us and look soft
Doppel Ganger: Yeah!
Shooty: I'm not going to be here when they inevitably try and kill you guys
Lock: Same, I got school and unless they want to blow my cover they can't do shit
Mom: Please refrain from swearing in the chat
Lock: Fuck
Shooty: Shit
Doppel Ganger: Bitch
Blood Rat: Mother Fucker
Burnt Bitch: Endeavor
Dad: Did you just use Endeavors name as a swear word?
Burnt Bitch: Yeah he is literal garbage
Big Sis: We could roast him, but Kurogiri said we weren't supposed to burn trash
Dad: I give up
Mom: We can't leave though, last time they left they nearly burnt down the base
Dad: True
Lock: Guys I'm walking through U.A halls quit making me want to burst out laughing
Dad: Why are you there so early?
Lock: I made all the teachers different alcoholic drinks but since only six have seen what I look like so far I have to come in early to give them slightly poisoned alcohol
Mom: Stay safe
Lock: 👍
*Lock has logged off*
Big Sis: Somebody help keep Shigaraki in place he saw the photo and is trying to kill Toga
*Burnt Bitch has logged off*
*Big Sis has logged off*
*Shooty has logged off*
*Mom has logged off*
*Dad has logged off*
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Teachers Need Help
FanfictionThe teachers at UA have a group chat, chaos ensues, and a possible villain joins them. *I don't own MHA/BNHA *I only own the possible villain and plot *I was inspired by a few different stories but I can't remember which ones so when I do remember...
