it: "daddy, can you pass the salt?"

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richie:
passes it to you
realizes what he did when he gets home
runs his ass back to your house and apologizes to your dad

bill:
reaches for it
takes his hand back
definition of "o - O"

stan:
his face gets red even tho he doesn't do it

ben:
nope way too pure

eddie:
passes it to you
"ohmygoshimsosorry i thought she said eddie"
rants to you after dinner

bev:
no. she wouldn't. she had to call her own father daddy. eW

mike:
he's so sweet
the salt is closer to him
he says "don't worry about it, i'll get it for you"

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