max:
mike: "you have no ass!"
max: "hey i'm working on it!!!!"
lucas:
someone else: "after you finish this class, can you be a certified astronomer?"
lucas: "astRonoMist?"
steve:
"i'm buying you ice cream bitch"
robin:
*to my friend with scoliosis*
"bro i'm as straight as your back"
will:
"PLAY MARIO KART WITH ME BRO"
except mario kart is replaced with d&d
billy:
"bro i'm a whore and i haven't even actually dated anyone"
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bruh everyone else's are so funny and mine are just bleh
btw i don't remember most of the stuff i say irl but i swear i'm a funny guy
YOU ARE READING
it/st preferences and one-shots
Randombasically i'm making a book with one shots and preferences. self explanatory. thanks for reading and supporting! :))
