it: them as things i've said

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richie:
"that's what she said" at literally everything

bill:
"i will steal your kneecaps"

stan:
"i don't even like being fucking religious!"

ben:
"i swear to god i'm gonna grow up to be a stoner"

eddie:
"the only reason i'd ever want to become a mom is if i wanted bigger boobs"

bev:
"what's my nationality? american? am i white?"

mike:
*does the white girl butt shake thing in the mirror and cackled at myself for 8 mins not so straight*

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