Miss Chubby

CHAPTER 84

I wake up the following morning and I frown when I take in my surroundings. I am at my parents’ house in my bedroom. How did I get here? I close my eyes and memories of Kuhle coming to the guest house floods in. guess he brought me back here. I wonder what he said to my father. I sit up and climb off the bed.

I head to the bathroom, take off my nightie. I guess Kuhle changed the lingerie I was wearing. I brush my teeth and then take a long warm shower. When I am done, I dry my body and wrap a towel around it. I go back to the bedroom and I frown when I see my friends there looking drained.

Me: “what exactly happened last night?” it’s Noma, Lee, Zah and Xoli.
Lee: “your gorilla came and ended the fun. Dude I was this close to reaching my orgasm. To make things worse, Sbo acted like my fuckin boyfriend and was all mad and shit.” I chuckle and sit on the dressing table.

Me: “sifike Nin lapho? (When did we get there?)”
Lee: “I am also surprised like you. It was just harmless fun with him but it seems like u guy u catchile.”
Noma: “you better end it soon before he gets obsessed like someone whose name I won’t mention.”

Me: “plus you are old tase, no offense but his mothers would probably look for a young maiden if they were to hear of him having feelings for a woman who is 5 years older than him.”
Lee: “I don’t even want it to reach that stage. I am cutting ties with him today.”

Me: “can it not be messy? I don’t want anything ruining my wedding day.” She nods. “And what’s up with you church mice? Why are you quiet?” I ask looking at Zah and Xoli.
Zah: “I can’t feel my pussy. Last night or rather this morning’s punishment was very rough. Mbuso just turned into this untamable beast. He murdered my pussy.”

Noma: “did you at least enjoy it?” she blushes.
Zah: “every minute of it.” We scream and she covers her face.
Lee: “what’s your story?” she asks looking at Xoli.
Xoli: “he punished me by not giving me a single orgasm but fucked me so hard, about 3 rounds.”

Me: “damn that’s harsh.”
Xoli: “tell me about it. He said if I behave today, he will repay me with multiple orgasms.” We laugh at her because she looks so needy right now.

Lee: “well prince bae hired masseuse to come here and massage you so that you can be rejuvenated before you walk down the aisle.”
Me: “and people ask me why I love him.” they laugh.
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We have just arrived at the Sky Venue where the white wedding will be taking place. Nerves are all over the face. The massage calmed me down for a few moments but now I am back to square one. To make things worse, dad is the one who is driving me. He keeps on laughing at me.

Dad: “drama as if you’re the first person to get married. Please been there done that.” see how sarcastic he is. He is driving the Bugatti. The one that was replaced with Nqobile’s money. I heard that Sthandiwe is in a mental institution because she is apparently hallucinating and Donna committed suicide because she was ‘hearing voices’. I say good riddance to bad rubbish.

Me: “dad please stop.”
Dad: “stop being dramatic. Of course I am stopping the car. We have reached our destination already.” I roll my eyes and he laughs.
Me: “I am going to tell on you.”

Dad: “young lady focus on your husband and leave my marriage alone.” I laugh because his tone is hilarious. He is scared of mom this one. We step out of the car and the photographer takes as much photos as possible. While I am still taking a few breaths, journalists make their way to where we are and start taking photos.

By the way, I ended up choosing an antique ivory lace ball gown wedding dress decked out in beading and embroidery, with a beaded deep halter V-neckline and a beaded illusion back and horsehair hem finish. I also have another for the reception. Both my dresses are ball gowns. I don’t want the media focusing on my pregnancy because my bump is already showing.