He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

xii. Will To Live

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Seokjin: Namjoon, you know what?

Namjoon: Uhh wjat

Namjoon: What* erm did I do something wrong cos if I did then I'm sorry chances are I was high that time

Seokjin: Iㅡ

Seokjin: Namjoon. You're a funny guy you know that

Namjoon: ?

Namjoon: I just??? Don't wanna get lectured so I had to sputter something like an apology or stuff???? It ain't deep man

Taehyung: LMFAOOOO are you deadass? Why are you being quite a coward?

Jungkook: Pft, stop pretending like you're not Taehyungie

Taehyung: I'm not though?

Jungkook: Walk your talk. Why don't you confess to get this over with

Taehyung: Confess

Jungkook: Yep. Confess

Taehyung: Isn't that funny cos I've been pretending for quite a while now!! :00

Jungkook: That's what I'm saying!! So you!! Go!! Confess!! NOW!!1!!1!

Taehyung: Okay idiot, I'm obviously playing.

Taehyung: I'm not pretending when I don't have one. It's called being real Jeon Jungkook

Taehyung: Get your facts right

Jungkook: Huh 🤔 I don't think that's quite possible

Jungkook: Everyone has one

Jungkook: Even I do

Taehyung: Uhh what's the point of having one anyway psh

Jungkook: Will to live

Taehyung: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AREN'T YOU JUST A LUDICROUS ONE JEON JUNGKOOK

Taehyung: For the record, I already have a will to live

Jungkook: Huh?!? Who??? Why did I not know this uh you guys did you know about this

Namjoon: Naw

Yoongi: Even if I did I wouldn't have my fucks with me to spare

Taehyung: It's my ship you dunce!!! @Jungkook only not at everyone

Taehyung: I love Yoonseok a lot. Raise their flag, everyone!!!

Seokjin: Can we continue now, everyone? Thank you

Jungkook: Just talk in the DMs for Pete's sake damnz ):

Namjoon: *YOU* two talk in the DMs you fuck faces

Taehyung: I mean I love the groupchat. You guys give me the attention that I'm seeking :D

Namjoon: Of course you love attention. It's like one thing to know about you

Seokjin: Shall we proceed?

Seokjin: Anyhow, Namjoon as I was sayingㅡ

Seokjin: I fucking hate you with all my guts

Namjoon: dang what i do ):

Hoseok: He talks in little when intimidated, haha!

Yoongi: Go roast him, Seokjin. Everyone here supports you

Jungkook: I think it's because of the new vase isn't that right :o

Jungkook: Or perhaps Jinie's spectacles hh I swear Namjoon I didn't snitch I already told you he will find out one way or another :'-(

Seokjin: It's because you keep me up all night with your dreamy face you fucking dolt

Seokjin: Wait what about the new vase and my spectacles

Jungkook: Oh wait it wasn't about that haha gotta sprint TOODLES!

Namjoon: JEON JUNGKOOK YOU FUㅡ

Namjoon: Wait what?

Seokjin: Wait what!???

Seokjin: Kim Namjoon, you've got some explaining to do

Namjoon: Oh hell nah, aren't you saying that to yourself as well?

Taehyung: Huh I'm dumb, but was that a subtle confession or something 🤔🤨🤨

Seokjin: Holy crap. Fucking look for my spectacles Kim Namjoon or I'm killing you

Seokjin: And the vaseㅡ oh my god I really just wanna fucking die why do you guys do this to me

Namjoon: Will you please stop for a second and listen to me

Seokjin: Yeah?? So what is your excuse????

Namjoon: Um. I like you too.

Taehyung: Uh..........

Yoongi: ........

Hoseok: .............

Jungkook: Uhh I came here to say: ......

Jungkook: ...........* more cos I think I sent the least amount k bye

Seokjin: .............

Seokjin: Wait are you deadass

Seokjin: It's just a prank bro chill tf up bye

Namjoon: GAAASP PP

Namjoon: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT

NAMJOON LEFT THE GROUPCHAT.

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