He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

xxv. Puke Barf Vomit

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Hoseok

Yoongi
So there's this new amusement park next town that will have its opening on the 15th

Hoseok
Wrong chat?

Hoseok
What happened to hello hi how are you

Yoongi
The fuck are you talking about

Hoseok
The fuck are you talking about?

Hoseok
Why are you telling me this

Yoongi
Uh- can't you see? I thought I was talking about the obvious

Hoseok
Obvious?

Hoseok
Does the amusement park have large swimming pools that can drown someone preferably named Jung Hoseok- oh wait isn't that me. Ah. So that's your plan huh I see I see

Yoongi
There's no such thing. Where the hell did you get that?

Hoseok
Well- if that's not it, then blast my brains for assuming, but are you taking me on a PUKE BARF VOMIT date?

Yoongi
Dude. When was the last time you had your brain checked? Didn't know you were on crack

Yoongi
I'm going to ask Jimin on a date, not you. Geez you're too slow. Must be your incompetent braincells

Hoseok
How the fuck am I not gonna jump into that conclusion if you told me? Hello??? You're the half-wit here

Yoongi
Well, that's because I want you to know that I'm taking a step up. Didn't want you to be surprised why Jimin would suddenly choose me over someone incompetent

Hoseok
Hah. Bet

Hoseok
I'll bring him to a fancier place

Hoseok
Amusement park? Really? Fuckin old school. Where is your damn originality now

Yoongi
Like you know better

Yoongi
Also, it's not about being old school or not. It's about whether you're heartfelt or just fucking it up

Hoseok
Don't lecture me. I know that, bud.

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