~Incorrect Quotes pt2~

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Heyyy yall! It's very early in the morning and I have school soon so I just thought I'd do a quick incorrect quotes thing. Also holy guacamole 400 reads thank you!

Lestrade: *frantically pacing around the store* HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SON?
HES ABOUT THIS TALL, BROWN EYES, CLEARLY GAY BUT WE HAVENT HAD THE TALK.

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John: I hate my last name

Sherlock: what? Why?

John: because it's not yours ;)

Sherlock: .......John Hamish Holmes we've been married for 5 years

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John: *pulling up outside a cafe* ok Sherlock go grab us a table while I park the car.

Sherlock: ok?

Sherlock: *runs out the cafe with a table in his hands* DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE

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Sherlock: road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure hope it does *eyeroll*

Mycroft: *facepalm*

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Yea so I have school now so that's enough for today xD

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