Walk like a Egyptian, Part 2

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Chris: Let's take a few moments to review some of the features of our aircraft.Safety is our number one priority, so please remain seated with your seat belts fastened at all times. And the plane has one exit located here!As we explore our exotic destinations, take time to familiarize yourself with the local architecture.The world is our playground.But remember, refusal to sing will lead to immediate disqualification.When divided into teams, be sure to give your crew a catchy handle.Upon arrival at our final destination, one lucky competitor will receive a parting gift to remember.One million dollars!So stow that carry-on baggage and lock those tray tables in the upright position.We're taking off on one crazy ride. Right here on TotalDramaWorldTour~!

Harold: Why the heck is our mat yellow? We're no cowards!
Leshawna: Relax, sugar. The map's gold 'cause Team Victory's in first place!
Gwen: I can't believe Duncan got disqualified just 'cause he won't sing.
Heather: Maybe he can't sing.
Courtney: Oh, he can do anything he sets his mind to. And now he's stuck on that plane, waiting for a ride home. Poor thing. He must be so miserable.
(He's not)
Sierra: I think you and Owen have a shot at becoming fav Total Drama Couple on my fan site.
Izzy: Owen's magic. When he breathes, his nose whistles the national anthem!
Sierra: Thats Super cute! But he's no Cody. Did you know Cody slept with a stuffed emo named Jerry until he was... well, okay, he still does.
Noah: and you know this how exactly?
Y/n: yeah that's really creepy
Sierra: I called his aunt once. I pretended I was a telemarketer.
Noah: Ooh, stalker-licious.
Y/n: let's make another fan cite for it
High-fives Noah
Chris: Don't know about you guys, but I am loving Egypt!And I'm gonna love it even more watching you enjoy your second challenge. The Amazing Camel Race!
Harold: Where are the other camels?
Chris: There are no other camels. It's a camel race. Not a camels race.
Heather: Yes!
Alejandro: What?
Y/n: Come on dude!
Leshawna: We won last time! But they get a camel, they get a goat, and we get a stick?!
Chris: Each reward has its advantages. Trust me. You'll be racing to the world's most infamous waterway, the Nile. Teams must bring their rewards all the way to the finish. You have sixty seconds to strategize.
Heather: Move it, people. It's a race.

Alejandro: We need no camel! We have each other. And we are unstoppable! We have the will and the strength and together, we will triumph!
Owen: Yeah!
Tyler: Yeah!
Noah: All right!
Y/n: Sure, can we hurry up
Sierra: (looks uninterested)

Sierra: Look, I'm the number one Total Drama super fan. It says so right in my blog. But Alejandro? He's never even been on TV before. I've never seen him in QT Monthly. I do not know what these girls see in him. They're loco.
Bridgette: Geoff. Okay, I know maybe it looks bad, but I want you to know that I was not swooning over Alejandro. It was just the heat. I just wanna run my fingers through your thick, dark... blond! Blond hair!

Alejandro: Sierra, Owen, up, up!
Owen: This is so cool, Ale-handout! Or Alakazam. Ah, I'm just gonna call you Al, okay? Woohoo! Go, Al!
Alejandro's eyes twitches, Y/n sees this and keeps it in mind
Noah [sarcastically]: Yeah. This is gonna work.
Alejandro: Have faith Noah. Believe in us.
Tyler: Whoa. We're perfectly balanced.
Y/n: how?
Noah: Okay. Color me impressed.

Chris: A'ight. Nile's that-a-way. Kinda big, blue, and watery. Can't miss it. Or I guess you can, but then you'll die. Probably get killed by the local scarab beetles. It's mating season and they get all... kill-y when they're in heat.
Leshawna: I am glad there aren't any out here. Those things are nasty!
Chris: I'll tell them you said so.
Everyone screams as the bugs approach them
Lindsay: The stick will save us! Hop on, guys! Go, stick!

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