Wrong Number

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(A/N: Guess who has no ideas and doesn't really know what to do)

Triple Imposter is online

Group chat 'We have now failed 2 times' with 10+ participants

Triple Imposter has renamed the group chat to 'We have now failed 4 times'

Triple Imposter:
WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!

Bird Costume is online

Bird Costume:
Are you keeping track?
That's impressive

Triple Imposter:
I don't see you helping

Bird Costume:
I wasn't invited

Triple Imposter:
Well now you are

Bird Costume:
Really?

Triple Imposter:
We need a few extra people
You, Wanda and Steve

Bird Costume:
That's a lot of people for one guy

Tony is online

Tony:
I don't even know whether that will be enough

Bird Costume:
Are you being serious right now?

Tony:
You haven't tried to catch him
It's the webbing
The tensile strength is off the charts
He must have a good manufacturer

Bird Costume:
What does that mean?

Tony:
It means that if he hits you with one of his webs then you're basically out

Bird Costume:
Oh

Tony:
Believe me, it's not fun
Jarvis was not very impressed

Triple Imposter:
Also we're leaving in 10 minutes so I would get ready

Bird Costume:
Uhm ok then

Bird Costume is offline

Triple Imposter is offline

Tony is offline

Tony wasn't sure whether they'd ever catch Spiderman. He'd have to ask Peter if he had any more information later because even with half the Avengers they were outmatched. It was almost humiliating, and another reason to want him on the team. Someone like that would be helpful in a fight. But first they had to find out who he was, which was proving more difficult that he'd imagined it would be.

Triple Imposter is online

Triple Imposter has renamed the group chat to 'We have now failed 5 times'

Triple Imposter is offline

Bird Costume is online

Tony is online

Bird Costume:
Well you have to admire her dedication

Tony:
I would not...

Bird Costume:
Why?

Tony:
Go and see what she's doing

Bird Costume is offline

Tony:
See why I wouldn't make any stupid jokes?

Bird Costume is online

Bird Costume:
Ah
I see
Have you ordered new training dummies?

Tony:
A lot of them

Bird Costume:
That's probably for the best

Tony:
Yeah I thought so

Platypus is online

Platypus:
Um

Tony:
Yes we know about Nat

Platypus:
Oh ok
Just making sure

Tony:
I'll get Clint to talk to her later
He's the least likely to get killed
And if she screams at him then he can just take his hearing aids out
Probably quite useful

Tony is offline

Bird Costume is offline

Platypus is offline

Tony is online

Chat between Tony and Legolas

Tony:
Hey
Would you mind talking to Nat?
The rest of us are too scared to

Legolas is online

Legolas:
Depends
What will you give me?
I'm not going anywhere near her without some payment

Tony:
Um
What do you want?
I can design you a new bow if you want?

(A/N: I don't know, I'm sorry)

Legolas:
Deal
But I get to choose some cool features

Tony:
Fine

Tony is offline

Legolas is offline

Again, if anyone has any ideas, please tell me, but I'm probably going to try and start wrapping this up. Somehow. Not sure in what way yet but I guess we'll see. Also the last episode of Wandavision is out tomorrow and I'm not really sure what to think

Reminder to eat, sleep and drink enough

Beth :)