MIN LEELA// Stray Kids 9th Member

* Incorrect Quotes Part 1 *

   (It's time to do some incorrect quotes! I hope you guys will enjoy this)!

Leela: Ok, truth or dare?
Chan: Truth
Leela: How many hours have you slept this week?
Chan:
Chan: ...Dare
Leela: Go to bed.
Chan: I don’t like this game.

Leela: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Chan: Wasn't Jeongin with you?
Jeongin: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Leela: We need a distraction.
Minho: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Jisung, whispering: My time has come.

Leela: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Felix: You and me!!!
Leela, tearing up: Ok.

Leela: How's the sexiest person here~?
Seungmin: I don't know, how are they~?
Leela, flustered: I-
Hyunjin, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Chan please come to the front desk?
Chan, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Felix and Leela
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Felix and Leela, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Chan: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Leela: *Gently taps table*
Jisung: *Taps back*
Changbin: What are they doing?
Chan: Morse code.
Leela: *Aggressively taps table*
Jisung: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

*Leela and Seungmin sitting in jail together*
Seungmin: So who should we call?
Leela: I’d call Chan, but I feel safer in jail

Leela: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Jeongin: Have everyone stand.
Seungmin: Bring three more chairs!
Hyunjin: The most important ones can sit down.
Minho: Kill three.

Leela: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Felix: Not if they consent to it.
Jisung: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Chan: YES?!?

Leela: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Changbin: You need to stop.

Leela: Felix...
Felix: Oh no, 'Felix' in b-flat.
Felix: You're disappointed.

Leela: Fuck.
Chan: We've got to work on your cursing.
Leela: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Leela: Is something burning?
Jeongin: Just my love for you.
Leela: Jeongin, the toaster is on fire.

Leela: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Chan: What did you do?
Leela: Nobody died.
Chan: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Leela, pointing: May I sit there?
Jeongin: That's my lap
Leela: That doesn't answer my question, Jeongin.

Leela: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Minho:
Minho: Leela, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Leela: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Leela: *Accidentally hits Seungmin in the face*
Leela: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Leela: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Seungmin: What’s wrong with you?!

Leela: Go to Hell
Minho, tearing up: I wish I could

Felix: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Leela's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...

Leela: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Changbin: What's that?
Leela: Remorse code.
Changbin: I'm even angrier now.

Leela: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Jisung: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Leela, desperately, as Jisung bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Jisung: Oh! B positive.
Leela: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Jisung:

Leela, to Jisung: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Jisung, motioning to himself and Felix: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Leela: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!
Minho: Mind your language!
Leela: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Minho:
Leela: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Leela: Why are you on the floor?
Felix: I'm depressed.
Felix: Also I was stabbed, can you get Chan, please.

Hyunjin: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Leela: Thank you
Hyunjin: I didn't say that was a good thing
Leela: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Leela: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Jeongin: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Leela:
Leela: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Leela, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Felix, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids
Chan: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Leela: Playing systemic oppression

Leela: Hewwo.
Chan: Hihiiiiii!
Minho: Greetings, Humans.
Seungmin: Three kinds of people.
Felix: I want pudding.
Leela: Four kinds of people.
Hyunjin: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Seungmin: Five kinds of people.

Leela: You love me, right, Hyunjin?
Hyunjin: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Minho: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Leela: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Minho: No! Four to five seconds!
Leela: Too late!!!

Leela: Croissants: dropped
Changbin: Road: works ahead
Jisung: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Felix: Shavacado: fre
Jeongin: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Minho:
Minho, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

*The squad right before Leela's wedding*
Changbin: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Jisung: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Felix: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Chan: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Minho, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Leela: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Minho: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Leela: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Minho: *turning to Changbin* How tall are you?

Leela: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Chan: Leela no.
Hyunjin: Mistlefoe.
Chan: Please stop encouraging her.

   (So those were incorrect quotes! I hope you guys enjoyed that! This was so much fun to make. As usual, request things you would like to see! See you guys on Monday)!