Lying

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Suggested and mostly written by DetectiveWatson

Miss Griffin: Daisy please tell me that you had nothing to do with solving that murder.
Daisy: I didn't.
Miss Griffin: Are you lying to me?
Daisy: That depends on how you define lying.
Miss Griffin: I define it as not telling the truth. What do you define it as?
Daisy: Resting your body in a horizontal position.

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