Hobbies

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Hazel, to a murderer: You need a hobby.
Murderer: I have a hobby.
Hazel: Murder is not a hobby.

Or Alternatively:

Hazels Dad: You need a hobby.
Hazel: I have a hobby.
Hazels Dad: Investigating murder is not a hobby!
Daisy: No, it's a lifestyle.

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