Too tall

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Hazel: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Lavinia: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kill him.
Kittie: Tackle him.
Daisy: Dump him.
Beanie: Kick him in the shin?
Alexander: NO TO ALL OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

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