Announcer: Welcome to Smash Island, the ONLY place where many universes collide. This year will be quite different from the past editions of this show, considering that the producer, Mr. Sakurai, has decided that this year's theme was "Everyone is here".
Mr. Sakurai: Hai.
Announcer: SO! Everyone, I hope you all are ready to smash!
Awkward silence.
Announcer, mumbling: aw cmon man,,, i didnt mean it like that,,, pls--
//At Tomodachi Hotel//
Unknown character, to the hotel guy, taking off their sunglasses dramatically: Yes, I'd like to book a room. Five stars, if possible. I am the Hero King after all.
Pit, with Shulk and Dark Pit: WOAH, MARTH,, I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU WITHOUT SUBTITLES !!!!
Dark Pit, whispering: I think he just learned English, Pit.
Marth, turning around to face them: I practiced my English, last year.
Shulk: You learned a whole new language within a year?! You don't even have an accent or anything!
Marth, as he walks away: Sore wa anata no tame no hīrōkingudesu. (That's the Hero King for you.)
Pit: What was that-
Dark Pit: I dunno... That guy is weird.
Roy (?) : Nē... Marth ga tōrisugiru no o mita koto ga arimasu ka? (Hey... Have y'all seen Marth pass by?)
Dark Pit: What? Wait, Roy doesn't have an English Voice Actor?
Pit, grinning suspiciously: Nope. Looks like only Marth has one, right, Shulk? <nudging him>
Shulk, sweating: Y-Yeah, of course! I'm REALLY feeling like that's true.
Dark Pit: How unfortunate, I guess that proves that Marth is the ultimate lord after all-
Roy, smiling: ................ Jebaited.
Dark Pit, falling to his knees: NO-
Everyone, but Dark Pit, is laughing.
Shulk: Anyway, Marth went upstairs, to his hotel room.
Roy, sprinting towards the stairs: You have my thanks!
Pit: Pittoo, you'll be fine! You just got baited into thinking Roy couldn't understand nor speak English. It's no big deal...
Dark Pit, standing up QUICKLY: No big deal? NO BIG DEAL??!
Pit: Uh-oh...
Dark Pit, inhaling sharply: BUT THAT JUST MEANS ILL HAVE TO GET JEBAITED NEXT MONTH! AND THE MONTH AFTER THAT <gasp> and the month after that... Reminding people of the fact that I thought Roy didn't have English an voice actor–
Shulk gives him an oscar.
Dark Pit: Thank you – THE UNFORTUNATE EXPERIENCE OF GETTING JEBAITED NON-STOP FOR NOT KNOWING OF A DETAIL AS SMALL AS AN ENGLISH VOICE ACTOR! THE PAIN–
Shulk gives him another oscar.
Dark Pit: thankyou – OF NOT KNOWING ABOUT A MINIMAL DETAIL AND GETTING MADE FUN OFF FOR NO REASONS, LOSING ALL YOUR CREDIBILITY FOR SOMETHING AS UNIMPORTANT AS A VOICE ACTOR,, GETTING LAUGHED AT BY PEOPLE FROM CAPCOM, NINTENDO, SEGA, SQUARE ENIX, SONY! THE NEVER ENDING-
Pit: Shut UP!
Dark Pit: Okay-
Pit: For Palutena's sake...
Ike, running towards them: Uhh... hey..?
Dark Pit: Oh, Ike. What's up?
Ike: I've been trying to hide from Palutena all day, but she keeps finding me, no matter where I go. It's getting really scary at this point-
Pit: Ahh, well, she IS a goddess... Isn't she soooo talented? <sighs, smiling like a dummy>
Ike: I- ᵁᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴ no, I wouldn't say that-
Shulk, looking around: G-Guys... S-Someone's approaching! Someone... incredibly strong...
Ike, whispering: Oh no- <hides in a nearby trashcan> Please, don't tell her I'm hiding, she will literally kill me!
(???) : What are y'all doing?
Shulk, Pit and Dark Pit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !
Palutena: PIT, SHULK, PITTOO! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING SO LOUD? AM I THAT UGLY ???
Dark Pit: Oh,, Palutena! We didn't recognize you-
Palutena: ....Didn't recognize me..?
Pit, sweating: NO ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE SO PRETTY, LADY PALUTENA, YOUR BEAUTY DAZZLED US... RIGHT SHULK <nudge nudge>
Shulk, nearly shaking in fear: R-Right, I'm really feeling it...
Dark Pit, muttering to himself: He said the funnies....
Palutena: Mmh, ok, I'll believe you. For now.
Pit: Thank you for your forgiveness, lady Palutena! We will forever be in your debt--
Palutena, huffing: Cut it. Have you seen Ike? There's a few things I'd like to discuss with him.
Ike: <sweats>
Shulk: Eh, no idea. BUT I'm really feeling like you should ask Marth and Roy. They're in Marth's hotel room, upstairs.
Palutena: Okok, I'll see you guys later! Behave, Pit. You too, Pittoo. WARP!!
Annnd with that, Palutena warps away.
They all sigh of relief.
Pit: IKE, DO YOU REALIZE JUST IN HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN US INTO?
Ike: WhAT DO YOU MEAN
Pit: Palutena is the scariest woman in this universe!
Ike: I know that already-
Pit: Then, you should know that the number one rule is to NEVER UPSET HER. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, DON'T UPSET HER.
Dark Pit: Man, it's probably not that bad. You just don't wanna upset her because you are crushing on her. You s#y boy.
Pit, blushing profusely: N-No !! Why in Heaven would I crush on lady Palutena?! She's like my boss... Right, Shulk, isn't that dumb?
Shulk, simpering: I dunno, Pit. I'm kinda... really feeling this one.
Ike: Same.
Pit: Not you too! Please, I BEG OF YOU-
Dark Pit, cackling: Remember when we used to ship Zelink, before? I guess Palit is where it's at...
Pit: P..Palit?
Shulk, thinking: Maybe Pitena..?
Pit, nearly fainting: P-Pitena..????
Dark Pit: Makes me think of pita bread... SOUNDS GREAT.
Pit: WHAT
Ike: Well, as long as it isn't PalIke, it sounds good to me.
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