//In the hallways of Tomodachi Hotel//
Ike: Psst.. Guys...
Shulk, Dark Pit and Pit: What-
Ike: Am I a fake Fire Emblem character for not speaking japanese?
Everyone but Ike: ??????
Ike: LISTEN, YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME FOR THINKING THAT, LOOK AT MARTH AND ROY. THEY LEARNED ENGLISH FOR THIS GAME SPECIFICALLY
Pit: What game? <blinks owlishly>
Everyone but Pit: ...
Dark Pit: What about the Robins tho... I think they speak english as a first language.
Robin (both of them), out of nowhere: Indeed, we do.
Everyone gasps of surprise.
Ike: But they can also speak jaPANESE.
Marth, also out of nowhere: Anata no nihonjin ni taisuru kimyōna shūchaku wa nanidesu ka? Shinobiyoru. (What's with your weird obsession with japanese? Creep.)
Ike, both hands on his heart: Right in the kokoro*... Itaaaiiiiiiii*........
Marth, pointing and laughing: Ā, soreda! Dōshite watashitachi no yō ni narou to suru no? Anata wa nanimonodesu ka? U~ībū? (Oh, that's IT! Why are you trying so hard to be like us? What are you? A weeaboo?)
Ike: I'm not a weeaboo!
Roy, behind Marth: Hai,-sōdesu! Anata wa imamade hanashita koto no nai gengo o isshōkenmei hanasou to shite imasu- (Yes, you are! You're trying so hard to speak a language you've never spoken before-)
Ike, huffing: There's nothing wrong with learning a new language!
Roy: Anime wa, nihongo o manabu yoi hōhō to wa iemasen. (Anime is not a good way of learning japanese.)
Ike: I DIDN'T LEARN IT FROM ANIME!!!!1!
Marth, smirking: Okay, how about you say a full sentence in japanese without using any english? If you can, I'll take back everything I said.
Ike: Okay... ᵁᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴ
Everyone leans foward in anticipation.
Ike: ᵁᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴ ... I-Ike...
Everyone leans foward even more.
Ike: I-Ike... d-d-desu...
Marth: Well. That is japanese, but you speak like a literal foreigner. And your sentence was easy, so how about you say "I'm too shy to confess my feelings to Palutena" instead?
Ike sweats while everyone looks at him.
Ike: <sweating more> .....W-W-Watashi wa... d-d-desu...? P-Palutena suki dayo..? <gulp>
Marth: WRONG. YOU'RE A WEEABOO, I KNEW IT! <gasp> Just wait till I tell Palutena during the sleepover tonight-
Ike: NO IN NAGA'S NAME PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK A WORD ON THIS
Marth, smirking: Hmm... I don't know if I want to spare a weeaboo like you the humilition, in all honesty...
Ike: PLEASE I BEG YOU ILL DO ANYTHING
Marth and Roy look at each other, chuckling.
Marth: Anything, huh...? Okay. Here's what we will do...
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★ Ultimatum || Super Smash Bros Ultimate fanfiction ★
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