//On a boat sailing to Smash Island//
Zelda: By the way, Link, you will never guess what I just heard!
Link, turning around: ?
Zelda: Omigosh, wait, I just noticed — Is that a new haircut?
Link nods.
Zelda: So pretty! Long hair suits you!
Link: <blushes> A-Ah... ///
Zelda: Anyway. Apparently, OUR SHIP IS SINKING-
Link, confused: Hyat??! (WHAT-?!)
Zelda: NO- not the one we are sailing on right now. I'm talking about... our ship, Link...
Link: Kyeet hah. Kyaah, to, gah, hyaaa?? (B-7. Then, are you talking about your Battleship ship??)
Zelda: <sighs> Ugh, hit. <looks at him> But, no. I'm talking about OUR ship, Link.
Link tilts his head. Confused.
Zelda: I'm talking about Zelink, you moron! Apparently, we are no longer people's OTP... they are shipping two new pairs called "Pitena" and "Palike".
Link, chuckling: Kya, hiyah! AARGH, eet, to. Gah! (People must be tired of getting blue-b#lled.)
Zelda: What do you mean, blue-b#lled ?!
Link: <sighs, counting on his fingers> Hyeet cheyaa, thaa, hep... (Of all the times I saved you, you didn't kiss me once...)
Zelda: Okay...? <crosses her arms>
Link: Kyaa, HAA! To, huitt, gah! (Not once did we have any "blushy-wushy" moments that would've lead to people making theories about our potential relationship-)
Zelda: ...
Link, cackling: Gyaaaah, ha! To, kyaaah, chyet! (Zelink fans are so starved, they ship me with every single female character more than with you!)
Zelda: <huffs> Alright! Fine, I get it... I've heard enough. But then... How are we supposed to win them over?
Link: Cheyaah. Kyeet, hah. (Hmm, I think I have an idea.)
//Somewhere else on the island//
Ganondorf: Welcome, dear brothers, to the villain meeting. I have asked us to reunite in my hotel room today for one simple reason...
Bowser: (Can I interrupt you for a second?)
Ganondorf, confused: Sure..?
Bowser: (Still don't get why Dedede is in the clan. He isn't a villain, have you looked at him?!)
Ridley: <screeches> (OMEGALUL)
King Dedede, sighing: Whref... (Man...)
Bowser, howling of laughter: (HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PRINCESS TO KIDNAP-)
King K. Rool, also cackling: (WAIT WAIT WAIT, DONT SAY THAT) <stops to look at Bowser> (MAYBE IT'S KIRBY-)
K. Rool, Bowser and Ridley all explode in one ecstatic laughter while Wolf and Dark Samus are just observing.
Dedede: <points at K. Rool> Whref. (You are a crocodile with a crown.)
K. Rool: <stops laughing> WHAT WAS THAT FOR, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO DISSED YOU
Dedede: <points at Bowser> Whref whref. (Your enemy is a fat plumber eating veggies to kill you.)
Bowser: (No, that's not funny.)
Dedede: <points at Ridley> Whref whref whref. (And you are just a skinny dragon. ROFL.)
Ridley: <screeches> (widepeepoSad Clap RUDE)
Ganondorf: <mumbles> It sure feels like I've seen all of this before...
Dedede: <points at Ganondorf> Whref.... (And you....)
Ganondorf: Oh, NO. Don't you DARE come after the pig final form or else I'll make sure you don't wake up in the morning.
Dedede, sweating: W-Whref?! (How did you know I was going for the piggie?!)
Ganondorf: I don't know... How bizarre...
Ridley: <screeches> (PREDICTING THE FUTURE EZ Clap)
Ganondorf: Anyway, I heard they were inviting new females to the island.
Ridley: <screeches more> (BOOBA??? Kreygasm)
Wolf: Finally. Fresh meat.
Bowser: (Huh?! What are you gonna do, eat them?)
Dark Samus: Crushing the competition is going to be easy, I can sense one with gray hair approaching us.
Ganondorf: Gray? Wai-
Ridley: <screeching> (MEGALUL ELIMINAR)
(???): What a bunch of useless pawns...
Ganondorf: Wait... That's not a girl... That's...
One-winged Angel begins.
(???): Sephiroth. <smirks>
Ridley: (NOT A GIRL = LOSE LULW)
Dark Samus: This isn't the time to fool around, Ridley. I've heard tales about what he can do and what he has done.
Wolf, stretching: So, he's the big deal, huh?
Dark Samus: One could say that.
Wolf, facing Sephiroth: Think you can take me on?
Sephiroth: Oh, I think I am more than capable of facing a wet dog. But I have not come here to fight...... yet.
Ridley: ("yet" LULW)
King Dedede: <sweats>
Sephiroth: I have heard that Cloud was around here, so... Knowing that, I just had to invite myself.
Bowser: (CLOUD? You came all the way to this island, uninvited, for a blonde tw#nk?!)
Sephiroth: Of course. Being the strongest entity in this world is quite boring... Although you probably cannot relate.
King Dedede, Ridley and King K. Rool LAUGH INTENSELY.
Sephiroth: Well, it is now my time to depart. You pests are wasting precious time I could be spending with Cloud.
Annnndddd, with that, Sephiroth teleports away.
Wolf: .......Anyway. What were you saying, about the pretty girls joining us?
Ridley: <screeching intensifies> (BOOBA ! ! ! gachiHYPER)
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★ Ultimatum || Super Smash Bros Ultimate fanfiction ★
RandomCharacters from different worlds were all reunited on one island for vacation as a result of Sakurai's ultimatum. Refusing meant losing everything. None of the guests were foolish enough to turn it down, therefore everyone is here! At last! It is th...
