WARNINGS:
this chapter will have small mentions of sex. not with anyone from the smp just delilahs ex gf. and some sexual jokes
go hydrate and eat!! you deserve it!!
also, let's pretend sapnap and quackity are 21, and they supplied alcohol. (so did karl)
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"Okay dumbass #1, its your turn." delilah said while looking at her older brother.
he picked up a black card and it read "why am i sticky?"
oh she had the perfect response. she picked her white card and gave it to him. sapnap and alex finally chose a card and gave them to karl.
"why am I sticky?- masturbation." he read outloud. everyone started laughing their asses off and he went to read the next one.
"why am I sticky?- my sex life" there was more laughing this time.
"why am I sticky?- a motherfucking sorcerer" and again, there was laughing.
"okay karl, which ones your favorite?" Alex asked.
"im gonna have to say 'my sex life' whose was that?"
delilah hesitated for a second while alex and sapnap both looked at eachother then delilah. "it was mine. hand over the black card I won that round"
"DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A SEX LIFE??" nick screamed
she just stayed quiet. at this point all 3 boys were staring at her. "not anymore. i did when i was like 15. and anyways, why do you care so much? its just a stupid game."
"whod you lose it to?" alex asked being all completely ignoring the last part.
she quietly replied, "arianna."
"ew, your ex?" nick said
"they were dating at the time dumbass. ANYWAYS MOVING ON." Karl said clearly uncomfortable talking about his sisters sex life.
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*time skip, its now morning*
*delilahs pov*
holy shit. I woke up on my bed with a horrible headache. I turned on my phone and texted karl.
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my head hurts like hell, can
you bring me some medicine?
yeah, I got you. it's your fault for being
an idiot
stfu
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he brought the medicine up and I got a message. he looked at my phone and saw *1 message from ranboo <3*
"OOOOO DELILAHS WHYS THERE A HEART"
"stop screaming you fucking idiot"
"whys there a heart?"
"i dont know"
"WHYS THERE A HEART ON WHAT?!?!?!" the other two dummies came running up the stairs.
"ranboo." karl replied with a smirk
"SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP."
the three stared at her.
"leave. goodbye"
"are you gonna talk to your boyfriend or something?" alex replied.
"I dont have one. leave."
"whatever" all 3 idiots said.
fuck theyre annoying. anyways i answered his text.
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ranboo <3
hey!! :)
HEYYYY
HELLOOOOOOO
wanna be in my stream? it'd be me
on dsmp while talking to you, tubbo
will also be there so..
sounds fun! i will be there. also,
tubbos gonna be there? poor guy
is gonna be tired as fuck
yeah.. he might say some weird shit
so.. don't be surprised 😀
OKAY WILL DO OVERLY
TALL MAN
what the fuck. no just no.
🕺💃🕺💃
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in love? • ranboo
Fanfictiondelilah rowen jacobs, also known as, karls 16 year old sister. she agreed to be in one of her older brothers streams. little did she know this changes her life. in this story, delilah meets her platonic soulmate.. or is it actually platonic? story...
