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YEARS LATER ...
private conversation between harry and juliet!
juliet: When I told you we should only have one child you said bet. Bitch.
harry: What happened?
juliet: James doesn't want to sleep. He woke up Lily.
harry: Is it a bad time to go buy milk?
juliet: Not funny. Didn't laugh. I will kill you.
harry: Ok, wait for me. I'm almost home.
juliet: Wasn't a dog enough for you?
harry: Oh, shut up. You love our kids.
juliet: I mean I guess... Love you xxx
harry: Love you, Potter.
juliet: You know I have a first name, right?
harry: Yeah, but I like to remind myself I actually had the balls to ask you to marry me
juliet: Weird flex. Weirdo.
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❝Alcoholic wine mums."
betty: Imagine having a child. Not me.
juliet: I'm kinda jealous of you. You didn't have to push out three fucking people out of your vagina.
lydia: Cannot relate. Heterosexual sex 🤢 Adopting was the best decision I have ever made.
juliet: I'm still amazed how you and Hermit are still in a healthy relationship. That's such a long time.
lydia: I guess I'm just that perfect. Oh no, Olivia woke up. God fucking dammit.
betty: The best decision I've ever made was not having kids.
juliet: You still babysit our kids though?
betty: THAT'S DIFFERENT. I can walk away from that when I want. But you can't walk away from a kid, I mean you can but would you want that? Not really. But being an adult sucks. I
miss the petty drama we used to have.
juliet: Speaking of petty drama, have you talked to Ron?
betty: Not since he and Lavender divorced. She married Parvati and then I don't know.
juliet: Parvati and Lavender > Ron and Lavender.
lydia: Drama hungry whores 🙄.
juliet: Shut up. No one asked.
lydia: Rude.
betty: I love it when you guys fight.
juliet: Respectfully, drown.
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❝we were both young when i first saw you.❞
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author's note: so this the end. i wanted to thank everyone who read and interacted with this book. i love you <3
