Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

pure chaos

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): n/a

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 790

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: Batfam groupchat >;)

dildograyson - dick
babsssss - barbara
buckethead - jason
timbone - tim
casscasscass - cassandra
stephbrown - steph
thebiologicalwayne - damian
brucewayne - bruce
alfredpennyworth - alfred

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: r*pe, normal gen z things

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dildograyson: hello beautiful family

dildograyson: hellooo?

dildograyson: guysssss

dildograyson: this is important

dildograyson: aNswEr mE

dildograyson: there are 9 of you in this gc

dildograyson: at least one of you is laying in bed doing nothing

dildograyson: i will not stop spamming until i get an answer

brucewayne: What is it, Dick?

buckethead: wow i could practically hEar the sigh in that text

dildograyson: stfu jason

dildograyson: you're the reason i'm in this predicament

buckethead: what predicament lol

dildograyson: YOU LEFT ME AT A GAS STATION YOU UNSTRIPED ZEBRA

brucewayne: Is that true, Jason?

buckethead: i can neither confirm nor deny that horrendous accusation

buckethead: but i might've lol

dildograyson: someone please come get me

dildograyson: a suspicious trucker keeps looking at me

brucewayne: I'm at work. I can't come pick you up. Call one of your siblings.

dildograyson: why tf do you think i texted this cursed gc in the first place?

dildograyson: for entertainment?

dildograyson: i nEeD oNe oF yoU tO cOmE piCk mE uP

buckethead: well i'd absolutely love to

buckethead: but i'm already halfway home and i rly don't wanna turn around

dildograyson: :'(

dildograyson: the trucker is inching closer

dildograyson: GUYS THIS IS SCARY

babsssss: omfg i'm at wOrk

babsssss: wtf is so important that my phone is literally buzzing off my desk

dildograyson: JASON LEFT ME AT A GAS STATION AND A TRUCKER IS ABOUT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME

buckethead: great

buckethead: now i'm gonna have the redhead squad after me

babsssss: jason peter todd, tell me you did not leave dickie at a gas station