[February 14th]
V
Happy valentine's day!
Jimin
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Jungkook
happy valentines day
JHope
Happy Valentine's day!
Suga
Ffs
Its 1 in the fvkn morning
Let me sleep
Jungkook
Sleep reminds me...
V
-where are namjin?
Jungkook
God ily
Ur literally my soulmate
V
<3
JHope
Can i not witness our maknaes being gross-
Jimin
This is me all the time...
A third wheel...
JHope
BiTcH yOuRE tELLiNg mE-
Jin
Lmfao
JHope
Ive been seventh wheeling since NINE GODDAMN YEARS!!
RM
Lmao
Calm down Hobi
Jin
Bruhhh
Ur not single anymore
JHope
Ik but still
Suga
Petty
Jimin
Big petty
V
Lmao
What yoonmin said ^^
Jungkook
^
JHope
....
Ihy.guys
Jin
Me and joon literally didnt do anything-
*joon and me
Jimin
Whyd u correct it lmao we're texting
RM
Cuz thats the right grammar
V
Smh jin hyung is turning into namjoon
Jin
Wdym fam
Im not turning into namjoon
Im pure
Im rly pure
I don't know anything
I like pigeons... My favorite word is pigeons...
Jungkook
LMFAO-
JHope
JIN MARRY ME- 💀💀💀
RM
Um excuse u hobi
Jin and me r married
Suga
That was an expression dumbass
But wtf u mean married
R they rly??
Tbh im not even a slightest bit surprised
Jimin
Me neither
Jungkook
It didn't even phase me
Its a normal sentence
My parents are married
V
WAIT YOU TWO ARE MARRIED????
JHope
BITCH WHEN? HOW? WHERE? WHATT?
RM
Um yes we're married
Suga
Lmao rly
When did u get married?
Jimin
2016?
Jungkook
2018?
Suga
2013?
RM
Nope
V
2020? IM SHOOKETH
IS THIS A JOKE
JHope
DID Y'ALL GET MARRIED IN 2021 IM ABOUT TO FLIP- 💀💀💀
Suga
Its 2012
Periodt
Jin
Nope
It was in 2010
Jimin
Bitch what-
Jungkook
Was i even born that time-
Suga
Yes dear fetus, you were
Maybe 13 (2) years old that time
Jungkook
Oh
Kay now makes sense
JHope
Bitch how did u get married
Like, just looked at each other for the first time and got married??
Im grabbing a chair...
RM
Yup
Suga
Marriage at first sight
Jimin
Lmfao
V
Im shooketh
Im getting a chair
Bye
Suga
Now i can tell yall 'i told you so'
Bitch namjin are married
Jimin
Yoongi is army lmao
Jungkook
No jimin
We're how just every namjin shipper is
Unfazed and unsurprised
RM
Lmao
Jin
Anyway go back to bed kids
And, happy valentines day my babies! I love you! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Suga
We love you too Jinnie
Happy valentines day! 💖💖💖
Jimin
Gn appa and dad
We love you
Jungkook
Gn everyone 💜
RM
Gn guys
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