[Cypher]
Rap Monster
Any ideas for cypher pt. 5
Agust D
Yea fam
You?
J-Hope
Me too
Rap Monster
Sweet
Me too
Suga
How bout we diss off american rappers this time
Rap Monster
Brilliant!
And how bout we call them pussies with no lives and Eminem wannabes?
J-Hope
Awesome!
And of course we shouldn't forget to cuss them out in korean saying we're not having an entire album in English CUZ WE'RE NOT MOTHERFUCKING ENGLISH
WE'RE KOREAN
Agust D
SWEET
Now how bout we tell them to suck our dicks
Call them pussies who wear skirts and can't rap
Rap Monster
And that their voices are so small we can't hear them
Agust D
Like "I can't hear you over the sound of us being famous n rich n rap gods n shit"
Rap Monster
YES
J-Hope
And "i can make your woman scream my name louder than you can bitch"
Rap Monster
YES YES YES
Agust D
YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYESUS UES-
Rap Monster
And "I'm a MONSTER bitch i told not you not to mess with me. Now face it. I'll eat you up. You wan' hit me? Hit me! I dare you! Kim Namjoon, aka Rap MONSTER. I ain't no monster with the name. I'm a demon bitch now face me! I'll eat you, spit you, kick you, choke you, bleed you, preach you, teach you. Now tell me who's the king?! Tell me who's the monster? Imma make you bow down and lick my shoes bitch, don't underestimate me."
Agust D
YES JOON
OMG YES
I'M ACTUALLY CRYING
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RN
J-Hope
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU
Rap Monster
Then wut we watin 4
LEZ GED IT BITCHES
J-Hope
Wait-
Agust D
¿
J-Hope
R we including Taehyung?
RM
.........
Agust D
.
J-Hope
. . .
RM
Hell nah
Agust D
Sigh
J-Hope
I Guess cypher part 5 will always remain just a dream...
Rap Monster
Which is too good to be true...
A/N: dedicated to: danseokjin07 and Jinspoutylip dont ask why lmao, infires man! I was infired XD sorry-
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