"During 'War Of Hormone' 2014..."
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[KNJ & KSJ]
Namjoon
*in his mind*
No! Don't Namjoon! He's your hyung!
But an adorable hyung- NO!
STOP THESE THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW!
SHIT!! DON'T FVKN LOOK AT HIS WAIST!!
DON'T!
STOP!
SHIT WHY'S HE COMING HERE-
OH MY GOD STOP-
WHY'S HE DOING THIS TO ME
WHY'S HE SO HOT AND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME
BITCH STOP LOOKING AT HIS WAIST
THEY'LL KILL YOU
NOT HIS ASS! NO!! NO STOP!!
WAIT- NO WTF ARE YOU THINKING-
NO YOU CAN'T HAVE A FVKN BONER RIGHT NOW-
WHY ARE YOU THINKING SUCH EROTIC THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUR KIND, INNOCENT, NICE, SWEET, CARING, SELFLESS OBLIVIOUS HYUNG-
NAMJOON YOU NEED JESUS STOP-
OH SHIT KEEP IT PG-
NO! KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS STOP!
HE'S TOO INNOCENT FOR THAT.
Seokjin
*sneezes*
*rubs his eyes and blinks*
*sneezes again*
Namjoon
. . .
That's it I'm hiding him in my pocket...
(A/N: ME^)
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