I approached a turf war, Thompson in hand. I saw this sum sorta dumbass old snake lookin guy. Obviously a dangah noodle. An this cyclops bitch wit blonde haiah, only one shoe, an a shit toma bombs...AWESOME. I leaned towads Angel. "Is this tha annoyin snake ya was tellin me about?" My fella spidah nodded, "Yep, real pain in tha ass". I nodded my head in undastandin, then shouted, "Hey Dangah Noodle! Mind if I... Slytherin"(get it) The old man's eyes snapped ta me, "Who the Hell are you!?" I snickahed. "Sumone that's gonna beat yoah ass then use ya as a dildo, aftah I rip ya dick off and beat ya wit it a coahse" the snake looked furious. I stahted ta laugh realizin that he was standin next ta a broken arrow sign that said pussy🤣
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Tha cyclops gave me a look a disapproval. "Angie, who's this bitch?" Angel gestuahed ta me, "Cherri, this is Nixi. Nixi, this is Cherri, tha friend I was tellin ya about." She still looked skeptical, but shook my hand anyways. "Nice to meet ya Nixi." I smirked. "Pleasahs all mine. Now let's kick sum ass! Then I can get back ta Mimzy's an eat sum yoga. The blueberry kind."
