Hellish Temptations (Angel Dust x Reader)

Burlesque

I made my way back ta tha burlesque ta meet up wit Mimzy. I found her talking ta that Radio Demon again. "Ah Mimzy my darling! How nice to see you again!" Said Alastor, kissin Mimzy's hand. She giggled and blushed. "Hi Al!" Mimzy was kinda shawt(short) but that nevah stopped tha damned deeah(deer) befoah. They really seemed ta like each otha. Ta be honest, I would nevah admit it, but sumtimes, I was a little bit jealous a what they had....Love....I guess wit who I was in life an death, theah's no such thing as love foa me...I cleahed(cleared) my throat, catchin theiah attention. "Oh, hey Nix!" Exclaimed Mimz Alastor looked delighted. "Ah! Nixi my dear! Long time no see eh old friend?" I ran inta his ahms(arms) giving him a big hug. Havin died not too long befoah me, Al had always looked out foa me. He was like a big brotha ta me. "Great ta see ya Al! I missed ya!" He hugged back, pattin my head. Although it was a bit hard, me bein 8' 4" an him bein 6' 7" nut we was MaGiC!!!! "Sooo~" began.by best friend. I facepalmed "NO. Mimz, I did NOT fuck him. I helped out, got my cash monies, an left, now imma go blow this $500 on tha snack machine fo sum yoga!" The two demons jus gave me an odd look "..." I raised a brow, "what?" Al tilted his head as Mimzy raised a finger matter-of-factly, "um, Nixi, hunny, you do know it's called 'yogurt' instead of 'yoga' right?" I shrugged, "you jus said the same thing twice." Alastor shook his head. "No, no my dearest, it is called 'yogurt'" I quirked a brow, "that's what I jus said." Mimzy opened her mouth ta say sumthing else, but closed it. I made my way ovah ta tha snack machine and put $2 in it an pressed tha pentagram666 button. An out came my blueberry yoga. I was about to take a spoonful a it when I felt an ahm wrap around my waist.
"Hey babydoll~"
I sighed

'aw shit...'