Unknown
Hey kid. This is Mr SI's friend.
You can call me Hawk.
Kid
Ummm.....Who is this?
Unknown
I said. I'm Mr SI's friend.
I stole his phone and found this number
Hope we can be friends to.
Kid
Oh Ok Mr/Ms Hawk
Mr/Ms Hawk
Mr. I'm a dude.
Kid
Ok. Same :)
What do you do for fun?
Mr Hawk
I pull pranks on people a lot
What about you
Kid
Cool sounds fun
I like science
And to help people in my free time
And I love vines
And building legos with my best friend
And hanging out with my two friends
Mr Hawk
That's cool.
What are vines?
Kid
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW VINES!
How old are you?
Mr Hawk
Umm I don't know. Just haven't heard of them.
And I'm 46
Kid
Wow your old
I can teach you some vines if you like
Mr Hawk
Hey! I'm not that old!
And sure.
Kid
Ok great! Ask me.
How did you take down Captain America?
Mr Hawk
Umm okay?
How did you take down Captain America?
Kid
We shot him in ze legz coz his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he iz and idiot.
Mr Hawk
OMG
AHAHHAAHHAAHABA
OMG I LOVE YOU KID!
AHSHHAABSBSBSBKA
Kid
I try *Does bow* Thank you
Mr Hawk
Hey this is Mr hawks co-worker/friend.
Why is he rolling around on the floor dying with laughter
Kid
Look at the last few messages:)
I hope i didn't kill him (*_*)
Mr Hawk
Omg that's amazing!
And don't worry he'll be fine in a few
I'm Nat btw
And I'm female
Here's my number ________Ttyl
Kid
Kay. Bye Ms Nat (^•^)
Avenger group chat
Black Widow
Guys. I have found the most adorable kid ever
Tony Stank
Nat. What did you do?
Black Widow
Don't blame me
Blame Clint
I got the number from him
Tony Stank
CLINT. IM GONNA KILL YOU!
Birdbrain #1
AHHHHHH SOMEONE HELPPPPPP!
Meanwhile Nat is up to no good
Adorable Kid Group chat
Ms Nat
Hey Kid
Kid
What is this?
And who are all these people
Unknown
Nat. What did you do?
Unknown
What is the meaning of this?
Mr SI
NAT. IM GONNA KILL YOU TOO!
Kid
Hey! No killing people. That illegal! And it's not nice!
Mr Hawk
Yh Mr SI listen to him!
Mr SI
Fine
But only coz it's the Kid
Third person POV
Tony has finally calmed down and stopped chasing Clint. He didn't dare chase Nat as he would lose that fight very quickly. The Avengers are sitting in the living room texting the kid. Nat suddenly speaks up with a smirk on her face.
"How did you take down Captain America?"
"Wha-." Cap starts but gets cut off.
"We shot him in ze legz coz his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he iz an idiot." Clint finishes in a terrible german accent.
We all burst out laughing, but Cap looks offended. No one can stop, it's takes a good 10-15mins before we are somewhat calm. Cap is still looking a offended.
"What was that?" He questions.
"Something called a vine. The kid taught me!" Clint wheezes out.
"Omg. I love him now!" Tony splutters trying to regain his breath.
"Whatever" Cap wonders off.
Everyone else goes back to what there where doing, when Spider-man is spotted.
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Hey. Hope you enjoy this chapter. Any feedback is appreciated as my writing really isn't the best.
Have fun reading and enjoy. I'll try to get the next chapter out tmr. 😁
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