My sister: Ah ye, the smell of Nitrogen. Not that Nitrogen smells like anything seeing as it's a noble gas.
Me: Excuse me, what?
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Me: *goes to wash my hands* yell at me when my toast pops, k?
My sis when it pops: I AIN'T TELLIN YOU NOTHIN!
Me: Thanks!
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Hyperactive me: U don't hav to do this alone!1!!1
My sis: I can if I want to.
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My sis: I DON'T SPEAK IN LOWERCASE.
Mom: but you write in lowercase.
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My sis: and this, children, is why I am a bad example.
Me: *furiously writes down*
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~*Unrelated Shorts*~
RandomI'll put random stories i write here, just to have a place to write random crap. I'll also put character quotes here just for fun!
