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Zanechi: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Boboiboy: *turning to Rev* How tall are you?
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Zanechi: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Boboiboy: You're a hazard to society
Rev: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Zanechi: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Boboiboy: Okay, but in my defense, Rev bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Zanechi: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Zanechi: Boboiboy and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Rev: *Sighing* What did Boboiboy do?
Zanechi: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Boboiboy: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Zanechi please come to the front desk?
Zanechi, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Boboiboy and Rev
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Boboiboy and Rev, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Zanechi: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Zanechi: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Boboiboy: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Rev: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
Zanechi:I don't even have an ex!
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Zanechi: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Boboiboy: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Zanechi: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Rev: edible
Zanechi & BBB: ......
Zanechi: Fair enough...
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Zanechi, texting Boboiboy: Boboiboy! Help I'm being kidnapped
Rev: Where are you?
Zanechi: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Boboiboy: I'll call Rev.
Rev, answering his cell: Y'ello?
Boboiboy: Where's Zanechi? He's texted me that he's being kidnapped.
Rev: Zanechi? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Rev:
Rev: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Rev: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Zanechi: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Zanechi: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Boboiboy?
Boboiboy: ... No.
Rev: I do!
Zanechi: I know, Rev.
Rev: I'm sad!
Zanechi: I know, Rev.
This Is What Happen If I Left BBB And Rev Home Alone
Boboiboy: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Rev: What did you do op?
Boboiboy: A MISTAKE
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