scp stuffs (headcanons and shitposts and more!)

many 173 headcanons

hhhhh some of these these contradict with a lot of my earlier headcanons but fcuk it

1: he would be a good dad. if there was a d boi that was a child, guess what? that's his child. no, you may not harm the child. yes, you may babysit the child.

2: agender person that goes by he/him and mainly uses masc labels. his name is peanut.

3: smol crush on 682. but it's not really a smol crush on 682. hUGE crush on 682. 👉👈

4: does he have adhd? does he have dyspraxia? or is he autistic? no one knows! he just has ✨symptoms disorder✨

5: he cooks/bakes food anytime he's stressed. if he had a penny for everytime he has had to give the other scps some food because he made too much, he'd be able to pay off the world's debt.