scp stuffs (headcanons and shitposts and more!)

shitpost 12

scp 035: do you wanna *insert s3xual act here*?

scp 049, terrified of intimacy: only if clothes stay on, the lights are off, we don't touch body parts, and we stay 10 feet apart :)

scp 035: wh

scp 035: that's not even *insert s3xual act here* at that point

raise ur hand if ur scared of intimacy 🙋‍♀️