scp stuffs (headcanons and shitposts and more!)

the last headcanons for now

getting this out so i can actually work on the x reader

049:
-he's french, but can speak quite a few languages (so can 049j)
-he has an older sister and a younger sister. he and jay are middle children
-he used to make jewelry as a hobby, but he can't do that anymore

035:
-not just happy/sad, he can make a lot of different faces
-he's not aloud to listen to heathers/hamilton/legally blonde/other broadway musicals. some dummy let him listen to mean girls and for a week he would recite different songs from mean girls at odd hours of the night

682:
-he likes a lot of cats, just not 529. he's scared of 529
-he's allergic to bees. he only puffs up and looks like a moldy marshmallow for 48-72 hours

079:
-he's scared and concerned that he has fangirls/fanboys

173:
-best friends with 096

106:
-he has a collection of rubber ducks and has a lot of capri suns in the pocket dimension

166:
-she listens to girl in red
-she once drank 6 liters of mtn dew in 24 hours and couldn't tell if she was having a panic attack or if she just drank too much (hint: it wasn't a panic attack)

thats it for now

ill be back with a thing!!!