Author's pov
Gintoki: Hey guys who read this romcom domestic violence story. There's something I need to tell you since I'm going to hell...
Gintoki looks around and looks relieved.
Gintoki: Amayarelis-san's real name is-
Author: DON'T SPOILERS MY NAME!!! YOU BASTARD!!!
Gintoki shrieks before Author grabs him and strangles Gintoki and shook him violently. Gintoki's eyes shed tears while he was turning pale.
Gintoki: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, AMAYARELIS-SAN!!!
Author: What the hell are you talking about?
Gintoki looks at Author who was sitting and drawing her stuff while Gintoki was on his sofa with his blanket and his shonen manga. Gintoki pants as he groans while the Author looks at him confused and weird.
Gintoki: Thank God! It was dream. I almost shit myself.
Author: I know this is not my business but...are you in drugs or high?
Gintoki: What?! No! I'm definitely not in drugs or even high! I just have a hellish nightmare where you tried to kill me because I was about reveal to the viewers your real name...
Gintoki soon stopped as he remember im the first chapter, Author hits him for trying to reveal her real name. Gintoki turn pale and start shaking badly as thinking that he was screwed because of karma.
Karma is a bastard.
Author: Gin, what the hell. How I could kill you when don't hate you, man. Well, you annoyed me ton of times which I give La Chanca lot for your stupidity. But me? Killing you? Aren't you haven't watch Annabelle or the Nun since those movies are creepy as hell.
Gintoki looked at her with relived eyes and tears as the author sighs before start drawings.
Gintoki: there was no way, Amayarelis could kill me like that. After all, I am her favorite Shonen hero character. I'm so relief.
Gintoki smiles like a idiot before he got stabbed by Tsukuyo herself.
Tsukuyo: Gintoki! You promise me that you would pick me up after Hinowa left me in the park! You liar!
Gintoki: No, I'm still screwed😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱!
Next scene.
Sakamoto: Hello, everyone! I'm Sakamoto Tatsuma! And this which Anime character is hottest!
The crowd claps and shout of joy while Sakamoto gives a little dance before introducing the volunteers.
Sakamoto: This our girls of the hour! The lady alike but super spicy Mitsuba, our best swords woman with a strong hunger Nobume, and our tomboyish but our beautiful heroine Kagura-chan!
Sakamoto: Okay girls, now gives us your best answer of the hottest anime characters. Number 1 Kyo Soma, Number 2 Levi Ackerman, and Number 3 Gojo Satoru! Pick your hottest guy!
Soon, the girls push the button of the third that Sakamoto 'Whoa' before laughing like a idiot.
Sakamoto: tell me ladies, why Gojo?
Mitsuba: Well, because he reminds me of my dear Toshi-san.
Nobume: He's chaotic and funny father that reminds me of Shouyou-sensei and Gintoki.
Kagura: He's definitely my ideal type.
Sakamoto: Thank you, ladies. Hahaha, now-
Hijkata and Okita walk in with swords and bazooka.
Sakamoto: Hahaha! The jealous boyfriends are here! Haha! We're screwed!
Third scene.
Shinpachi and Kagura laying on the sofa while watching a Godzilla fighting the MUTO. Gintoki soon slams the door open and looks at his kids.
Gintoki: You guys got to hide me! I'm going to be killed by your crazy sister!
Shinpachi: What did you do to make Nee-san this mad, Gin-san?
Gintoki looks away which Kagura told him that they won't help him if he keeps quiet.
Gintoki: Okay! I tried to sent a this picture with my screwed up finger to Sakamoto for saying that I wanna to f*#$ Takasugi but I accidentally sent it to Otae😅
Shinpachi and Kagura looked at him in pure shocked as Godzilla roars before Gintoki tells at the screen.
Kagura: Gin-chan, you're more than screwed. Anego will kill you by hunting you down like Predator or freaking John Wick.
Gintoki sweats more as he begs them to save him before he got strangle by Otae herself who went full Super Saiyan. Gintoki shrieks as Shinpachi and Kagura put on dark shades.
Gintoki: O-O-Otae...I can explain...*Ugh*.
Otae: No, Gintoki...you're death since you sent me that picture...YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!
Gintoki: AAAAHHHH!!!!
Thank you for reading behind of the scenes. Now, if you're excuse me. I'm going to beat up Yamazaki for stealing my Diet Coke.
YAMAZAKI! I WILL KILL YOU!!!
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