so this math homework that was due today, i turned it in knowing all the answers were probably wrong
hey math book, why do you tell me to do this problem when it doesn't say how to do it in the book?
hey math teacher, why don't you explain stuff well which causes me to get confused and zone out? and why do you yell at me when i do even though i told you i zone out cause i'm confused?
anyways he's allowing me to redo it and i still don't know how to do it
AND NONE OF MY FRIENDS KNOW HOW TO DO IT EITHER SO ITS NOT LIKE I CAN ASK THEM TO HELP
I CANT DO THIS TODAY IM GONNA SLICE HIM IN HALF
I HAVE A TEST OVER THIS SHIT TMR
IM GOING TO D!E OF STRESS AND STUPIDITY
UGH I HATE MY LIFE
I TOLD MY DAD IVE BEEN STRUGGLING IN MATH AND THAT MY GRADE MIGHT NOT BE GOOD ON MY REPORT CARD TMR BUT THAT ILL TRY TO BRING IT UP. HES FINE WITH IT BUT WHEN I TELL MY MOM-
OH GOD
SHES GONNA DISOWN ME
SHE ALREADY DOESNT LIKE ME
SHES GONNA GROUND ME
WHAT IF SHE GOES THRU MY PHONE WHILE SHE HAS IT?
SHED BE THE ONE TO DO THAT
SHE DOESNT KNOW MY PASSWORD BUT IF SHE SAW ALL THE WATTPAD, TIKTOK, SNAPCHAT, AND DISCORD NOTIFS I WOULD BE THIS EMOJI 💀
LOL HELP I WANNA DIG A HOLE AND STAY IN IT FOREVER
i apologize for this dumb rant
also new pronouns check ‼️ he/they
i'm unlabeled tho, idfk my gender
anyways bye hopefully i'm still alive by tomorrow 😀🤚
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Humorblaze's spam back from when he was active <3 read if you want a taste of 2021 me ig lol