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After a whole day of sample testing with children in my basement, I can safely set the hypothesis that a child (my measurement may be a bit skewed, the children have been starved for 10 months),1.30-1.50m tall for 25-65kg (if you don't understand these units, just find your own child to do these experiments on) and about 6-15 years old will be able to handle somewhere between 15 and 45l of "love" before it destroys their whole body, killing them in the process.
I have several terabytes of data for anyone who wishes to add their input but don't have enough children to experiment on. I can also donate the neighboring city's children if needed, but I'd rather not, the child pit is only 2/3 of the way full. Turns out, forcing children to work themselves to death in a friend's coal mine isn't very effective in killing them off, but taking a page out of the Nazis' book is just too expensive.
