14. "SOMEBODY BETTER BE DYING"

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A/n: I know this is supposed to be chapter 13
But in the wizarding work chapter 13 is cursed so why not skip it 😁

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Zayn cupped Liam's cheeks and turned Liam to face him, his thumb traced Liam's glossy bottom lip

"Zayn..."

"Hmm"

"What are you doing?"

"It's just that-... ya know what fuck it" Zayn said before he pulled Liam's face closer to his and kissed him, Liam dropped everything he was holding wrapped his arms around Zayn's neck. Zayn picked him up and placed him on the table and continued to kiss him then stopped to suck on his bottom lip, Liam moaned feeling Zayn's hands go up and down his back. His nails dug into Zayn's back when Zayn started to suck on his birthmark

Suddenly his phone rang and he groaned

"SOMEBODY BETTER BE DYING" Liam yelled out making Zayn laugh

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"WE ARE DYING HERE! HOW DOES SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF an adorable THREE YEAR OLD!"

Liam blinked and rubbed his temple "By not screaming"

"Yeah, that's common sense" Zayn mumbled while leaning against a wall with his arms crossed

Potter and Malfoy called them over because little Teddy has been driving them crazy, they don't know how to take care of him as they both didn't have younger siblings or kids for that matter

So they called in Liam and Zayn, since Styles and Tomlinson are on Auror duties

"Where is he to begin with?"

Harry got up and showed Liam to teddys room

"Malfoy" Draco hummed and looked at Zayn "If his name is Edward, why do you call him teddy?"

"That's a good question" Draco said getting up and walked away

Leaving Zayn there with his question unanswered

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"How's living with Zayn?"

Liam smiled and shrugged, "Not as bad as I thought."

"Really? So you don't feel like killing him?"

Liam shook his head "No... he's great honestly."

"Really?"

Liam nodded "He's no longer an enemy. I mean yeah, he does some things that make me want to throw him into the pool... but something's he does make me want to just- Just hold him and thank him"

Harry smiled "Brilliant"

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"How's living with Payno?"

"Great... Better than expected, yes he's kinda bossy but it's because his parents force him to be, he's lovely if I'm being honest. He has a heart of gold. If anything bad happens he'd blame himself even if it wasn't his fault or if it was self defence"

"Did he poison you?"

"Well... yeah, but he thought I was out to ruin him. Did potter almost kill you in a bathroom? Now here you both are raising Teddy together"

"Yeah true..."

"I know"

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"Walking isn't that bad"

"Yeah that's true..."

"What's on your mind?"

"How every time we get close to doing something, someone calls"

Zayn nodded "we should just shut our phone up huh?"

"But what if there is an emergency?"

"Yeah true" They continued to walk then Zayn groaned "Can we end this awkward silence and just go home"

Liam laughed and nodded "sure"

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"Liam and Zayn Malik huh? They'll be at Hogwarts... let's see how they like it there"

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Liam and Zayn just reached Hogwarts and they were greeted by the headmistress

"Thank you both for agreeing."

"It's no problem"

"You both won't set each other's trousers on fire right?"

They shook their heads "No we won't"

"Good, I don't want my students under the influence that their professors are like baboons" Liam and Zayn nodded "I'm pretty sure you both know where your classes are"

"Yes we do"

"Good" she then walked away

Zayn leaned into Liam's ear and whispered "She's still uptight"

"I HEARD THAT MR. MALIK"

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"How mum did you get in your OWLs professor?"

"Well you see, during my OWLs everything kinda just.... exploded"

"Oh..."

"Yeah... so uhhh. I had to retake them during my 7th year, which I also had to redo due to the war that happened at Hogwarts..." Zayn stopped and blinked

"HOW IS THIS PLACE SAFE?" Zayn yelled out looking at the students "In my years here, we had 3 headed dogs, peeves, The Weasley twins, Dolores bloody umbridge, fricking snakes under the school, AND a tournament that Harry was forced to join into because his name was pulled out. NEED I SAY MORE"

"Are you alright professor?"

Zayn blinked "NO, I escaped this place only to come back and teach. I swear on Merlin's beard if anything happens I'm never coming back to Hogwarts again.... Open your books we are learning about the unforgivable curses"

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"Ya know Albus, I just realised everything Malik said to his students is true"

"I know Minnie, tell me something I DON'T know"

"Here I am talking to your portrait... Severus, tell me how's the after life"

"Oh... I'm suck with Sirius black. Take a wild guess how that is"

"You know Severus, I always kept thinking about how stupid it is that you didn't carry around of anti-snake venom"

"It broke when I FELL MINERVA"

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"You're professor Liam Payne-Malik right?"

Liam stopped and turned towards the person who called him, he smiled and nodded "Yes, how may I help you?"

"Oh I work with the ministry. Would you mind following me? I'd like to ask you a few questions"

"I didn't know the ministry came to question teachers at Hogwarts"

"Oh its new"

"Oh..."

"Yes, after the previous years we'd like to make sure all the teachers are ok"

"Oh... yeah sure. What's your name?"

"Simon... Simon Cowell"

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