"OIIII..... that's what Louis feels like"
"What Liam?"
"It's raining outside... can I stand out there for like 3 minutes so I'll feel like I took a shower?"
"How do we know you won't run away?"
"From this luxury resort? NEVERRRRRR. I get 3 DELICIOUS meals each day, I have the comfiest bed EVER. WHY WOULD I RUN AWAY FUCK FACE?"
"How are you still-"
"Because you need my hair for the Polyjuice potion"
"We could just shave your head?"
"Then why didn't you do it yet?"
"....ask Simon??"
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"Liam?"
"Yes Zayn?"
"What's your favourite candy bar?"
"Galaxy milk chocolate"
"Really?"
"Yes"
Zayn nodded slowly "I need to go to class"
"Ok?"
Zayn walked out of the room and rushed to Minerva's office
"Get that Liam off of the school grounds"
"Zayn-"
"That's NOT Liam!"
"What are you saying?"
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"You knew the difference between THIS Liam... and YOUR Liam from their favourite candy bar and the hair style"
Zayn sighed rubbing his temple "At first I thought he was just trying something new but it isn't Liam... plus Liam only likes to eat Nutella biscuit bars, He thinks the galaxy bars are too Chocolaty"
"I think... I think I know who has the real Liam"
Zayn turned to Louis "who?"
~~~~~
"Zayn, where are we going?"
"The shrieking shack "
"Why?"
"Why not?" Zayn said letting his hand go and turning to him
"Why would we?"
"Because before we came here we talked about going there"
"Oh... how about we go to hogsmeade?"
"Ummm, No"
"Zayn... lets go to hogsmeade"
"Why?"
~~~~~
"Ready to see if your husband knows the difference between you and I?"
Liam snorted and dropped his head back "Mkay"
~~~~~
"BOMBARDA MAXIMA" Zayn said and the door busted open, he walked deeper into the room and saw 2 chained up Liam's looking exactly the same "Now which one of you gave me this?" Zayn said pointing at the black eye
They both stayed quiet, and tiredly blinked
Zayn rolled his eyes "One of you will have to answer, ya know?"
They both stayed quiet and just shrugged and Zayn huffed "I don't have all the time in the world Simon will be back soon...." Zayn mumbled talking to himself
"You're insane" both Liam's said at the exact same time
Zayn looked at both and shook his head "Favourite professor?"
"Minerva McGonagall"
"Least favourite class?"
"Divination"
"Ok... creepy" both Liam's said yo each other
"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" "YOU GET OUT OF MINE!"
"Can you both shut up?" Zayn said with a sigh only to get glared at
"Did you just tell me to shut up?" They both said turning to Zayn and he groaned
"Seriously?" He sighed rubbing his temple, he stopped and looked at them, they were both looking at him
Zayn took a deep breath and-
"I love you"
"I love you too...." one of the Liam's said, Zayn turned to the other Liam who was just looking at him and blinking
"Really?" He said and shook his head "REALLY? NOW? HERE? WHEN IM CHAINED UP AGAINST A FUCKING WALL LIKE WE ARE FILMING SOME SORT OF PORNO? REALLY ZAYN? YOU COULDNT HAVE SAID IT IN A ROMANTIC WAY? OR IN AN ADORABLE WAY? HERE? REALLY? YA KNOW WHAT? NO NO NO NO. I MIGHT BE OUT OF MY MIND BUT THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL WOULD I ACCEPT THAT A HOPELESS ROMANTIC LIKE YOU WOULD TELL ME YOU LOVE LIKE THIS IS SOME KINKY ROMANTIC BULLSHIT." He said and huffed
Zayn chuckled and shook his head "I know my Liam now"
"YEAH. NOW GET ME OUT OF THIS KINK MACHINE I WANT A SHOWER"
Zayn turned to the other Liam and said "Obliviate" before he went to Liam and unchained him. He helped Liam stand up straight and Liam groaned
"Why did it take you 6 days dumbarse?"
"I didn't want to be wrong"
"Well you were..."
"C'mon... you need saint mongos"
"And I want mangos... and Nutella biscuit bars"
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"YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?"
"Who are you? Who am I? Is this my home? It looks perfect!"
Simon gritted his teeth "shouldn't have let a rat do my job"
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"You ok?"
"Not really... I speak all of my thoughts now, It'll take me a lot of therapy to stay quiet"
"I don't mind you speaking your mind... I'll be nice to know what you're really feeling"
Liam laughed softly and nodded "it will... won't it?"
"Yeah. Styles, Potter, Nialler, Tomlinson and Malfoy are outside. I don't want to let them in until you're comfortable"
"Yeah whatever. It's not like I've ever looked better"
Zayn chuckled and nodded, he allowed the others in and they ran in
"Lou, Simon called you small!"
"I-... yep, he's Liam and he's fine"
~~~~~
"Hey Zee"
"Yeah?"
"I think I'm done being an auror..."
"What?"
"HA. April fools"
"It's December"
"You know what I mean!"
Zayn chuckled and nodded "I do"
"Now be my servant and go get me Nutella biscuit bars"
"Liam those-"
"Please..." Liam said pouting
Zayn groaned "You know I can't say no when you look at me like that"
Liam smiled and Zayn chuckled and kissed his temple
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Fanfiction"Try that again and you'll be begging that It's just poison... remember that I'm always 3 steps ahead." Liam's eyes widened as he let the panic set through "The antidote is in the kitchen."
