*the group is sitting out in their usual courtyard, with blaise and emma on one couch, bella and draco on another, and theo, fred, george, and luna on the other*
draco- guys, i've decided i'm making a to-do list
blaise- mkay what's on the list?
emma- is there laundry?
luna- dishes?
fred and george- homework?
theo- going to hogsmeade?
draco- well the first thing on the list is definitely laundry. i'm down to 3 sweaters now because the little shit next to me steals them.
*everyone turns to bella*
bella- yo your asses need to look elsewhere. it's not my fault that i'm always fucking cold!
draco- ANYWAY. the second thing on the to do list isssss. take a guess
fred- laundry
emma- shopping
theo- your potions essay
draco- shut up. anyway. the second thing is *looks at bella* you
*everyone in the groups cracks up instantly except emma and luna*
emma- *finally catches on* oh you bitch! *takes off her shoe and nails draco in the head*
luna- i don't get it??
*bella looks down and mumbles*
bella- i am so gonna kill you.
