Nozaki-kun and Chiyo Marry?!?!?! Twice??? *NOT CLICKBAIT*

Chapter 1: Episode 1

You are Chiyo Sakura, a female high school student. You want to confess to your crush, Nozaki (male), but he is too stupid and dumb to notice, so you become an assistant for his shoujo manga. Your friends include Mikoshiba (male), Kashima (female), Hori (male), Seo (female) and Nozaki's brother Mayu (male). You enter Nozaki's house and he tells you that he has been having strange dreams about a girl who looks like you. He says she is in love with him and will give him anything if they can talk more.

Sakura: "Aha that's kinda weird"

Nozaki: "What do you mean?"

Sakura: "I said I think it's weird that the guy who likes me doesn't even know my name."

Nozaki: "Ah, but that's the whole point isn't it? That I'm a straight out airhead, so it makes me special."

Nozaki then sits infront of his PC and starts surfing the web.

Sakura: What are you looking for?

Nozaki: "A way to contact you Nojima."

Sakura: "I'm not Nojima, Nozaki. My name is Chiyo."

Nozaki: "Ah, sorry Chiyo. I knew the name Nojima, but I forgot your name. So what's that pervert doing?"

Sakura:

who?

Nozaki: "Kirino."

Sakura: "Oh you mean that perverted old man who lives next door to me. What does he want?"

Nozaki: "He claims that he has been having dreams about me."

Sakura: "Haha, that's nice I guess. Maybe he wants to confess his love."

Nozaki: "I doubt it. He's like 90 years old."

Sakura: "Well I guess if he wants to see you then that'd be nice."

Nozaki: Chiyo what the f*ck do you mean by that?!

Sakura: I think you know what I mean Nozaki.

Nozaki: Mikoshiba! F*ck you're a man now!

Mikoshiba: What?! I don't understand!

Nozaki: Get out Nojima! F*ck your feelings. You're not a little girl anymore!

Mikoshiba: But Nozaki!

Mikoshiba: Nozaki, you're not my dad. So don't tell me what the f*ck to do.

Nozaki: Chiyo you don't want me to become a doctor, right?

Sakura: Hell no! I hate Doctor Who! You shouldn't become a doctor!

Nozaki: Then why the hell am I thinking about it?

Sakura: Maybe you should become a doctor.

Nozaki: (Sigh) No, I'm not gonna f*cking do it. I'm getting a panicked look on my face whenever I think about it and I'm freaking out.

Mikoshiba: Hahaha loser. Nozaki is afraid of doctors.

Nozaki: Shut up. Of course I'm not afraid of them! I just think about how they can't do anything about this sh*t!

Mikoshiba: I heard that Nojima!

Nozaki: Just gimme a second.

Sakura: Who is Nojima am I supposed to know who this is?

Nozaki: Shut up and stop asking questions.

Sakura: I don't even know what you're talking about.

Nozaki: F*ck.

Sakura: Nozaki?

Mikoshiba: F*ck Nozaki!

Nozaki: Shut up you little f*ck. (Sigh) I was writing a story about how I wanted to become a doctor to save the girl I loved from dying.

Sakura: Who was the girl you loved?

Nozaki: Huh? Loved?

Sakura: You said you loved someone

Nozaki: Yep.

Sakura: Well, who was it?

Nozaki: Huh?

Mikoshiba: Stop dodging the question! Who was it?

Nozaki: Huh?

Mikoshiba: Tell Sakura or I'll tell everyone how you wanted to be a doctor to become a surgeon to cut out Nojima's heart!

Nozaki: You wouldn't!

Sakura: Oh yeah? Prove it!

Nozaki: F*ck off!

Sakura: Don't say that!

Nozaki: Shut up!

Sakura: Tell me or I'll blab to everyone that you wanted to be a doctor so you could cut out Nojima's f*cking heart!

Nozaki: Fine! I hated someone, but I never hated them to that extent! It was a girl from 2 years ago!

Sakura: Okay, I can guess who it is.

Sakura: It was...

Mikoshiba: Wait what were you going to say?

Nozaki: I was saying that it wasn't that girl.

Sakura: Well, who was it then?

Nozaki: Shut up Nojima!

Sakura: Tell her who it was!

Nozaki: Fine! It was Himeka Ichinose.

Mikoshiba: Who?

Nozaki: F*ck if I know I just made her name up. But that's besides the point, I hated her for a while, but then I started to feel something different towards her.

Sakura: Nozaki stop being such a tsundere.

Nozaki: Stop calling me that! I'm not being a tsun, I'm just being realistic. And also realistic is the fact that I'm still not over her.

Mikoshiba: Dude. you just said that you made her up.

Nozaki: That was a lie! I didn't make her up, that's the truth!

Sakura: Then what are you so sad about?

Nozaki: I'm not sad!

Mikoshiba: Yeah, no, Chiyo. This guy is pissed.

Nozaki: That's real mature, tattle on me for having an emotional moment.

Sakura: Whatever you say Nozaki.

Nozaki: Alright fine I'm sad.

Mikoshiba: Are you lying about the girl you like because we know her?

Nozaki: HALP!

Sakura: I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

Mikoshiba: Nozaki. Tell us her name. For real this time.

Nozaki: FINE! Himeka Ichinose.

Sakura: Now you're lying about the girl you like.

Nozaki: I'm not! I really like Himeka!

Mikoshiba: Just googled her name! She's not real, buddy. Tell us the truth. We know it's someone we've met.

Nozaki: FINE! It's not!

Sakura: Who is it then?

Nozaki: If you must know, it's...

Sakura: If we must.

Nozaki: Fine! It's no one you've met!

Sakura: O.o

Nozaki: Would you just shut up and let me think?!

Mayu: Nozaki, I know who it is. It's Chiyo, isn't it?