after my naruto story got deleted I think I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna try some one shots here
heads up, they will most likely result in some 18+ so just to warn you
You were just some farmer outside the grid on a jungle planet, what you farm is mainly water and fertilizer. On this jungle planet its incredibly common, but on desert or volcanic worlds, it's an expensive and invaluable resource. You're not sure who is crazy enough to farm in a volcanic or desert world but hey, they pay good money so they can try to farm in the vacuum of space for all you care. Speaking of space a large object comes crashing down from the sky.
Farmbot: what's that? A meteor?
Y/n: out here? We're lightyears from the asteroid belt so...possible but unlikely Also whatever it is, it's not decreasing in size or breaking apart, so its probably made of some really strong material
You head out with your robots armed with a spear as you head to the wreckage and find a wolf girl.
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Y/n: well...everything should be ok...just as long as she doesn't have a...
You see something between her tits start to glow so you tear it out and it's a plasma pistol.
Y/n: shit...
Farm bot: I'll take it...far from here
Y/n: ok, go quick You have 20 seconds
The robot takes the gun and uses his speeder to zoom away into the distance as the gun glows red hot.
Y/n: this is why we don't carry guns here....
The robot carries it over 2 miles away and you see a massive explosion from the distance.
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Y/n: nothing left after that... Let's get this pilot to a bed...wait does her ship have guns?
You look grab anything that she might have including a spare suit as the guns on her ship start glowing too. You grab her and get out of there before her weapons explode. There is a reason why guns explode on this planet but you can't think about that right now. You ride fast as you carry the woman to safety. The guns on her ship explode the same as the pistol, it really doesn't matter what gun it is or how big, it always results in the same sized explosion, only difference is bigger guns take longer to explode.
