after my naruto story got deleted I think I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna try some one shots here
heads up, they will most likely result in some 18+ so just to warn you
You were in your room minding your own business playing super mario odyssey on the Nintendo slotablet. Using the Nin-chuck controllers you swing them around until you fling the controller out the window breaking the glass.
Y/n: damn it! I hope it landed somewhere soft...
You climb out and land 5 stories down starting the look for the controller down an through some buildings.
Y/n: ok I know it went through here...this is the right trajectory...
You bump into something and you hear a loud thud and voice comes the ground.
Invisible guy: ah! What the hell!
Suddenly he gets visible as he's on the ground and he's completely naked as you shield your eyes.
Y/n: put on some pants!! Or at least a napkin for that piddlestick you call a dick.
Women's voice: fuck you normie!
The guy covers himself in rock and goes to punch you but you block it.
Rock guy: oh...so you ain't a normie
Y/n: look I'm just getting something I accidentally threw I'm in a hurry
Rock guy: you don't insult my dick and walk away!
He punches you again and you just deflect it as the naked woman turns visible.
Naked lady: his dick is amazing!
Y/n: oh god! *retch* you were fucking a fat ginger?
Rock guy: you don't stop at my dick! Now you insult my girl too?! You ain't leaving here!
Y/n: ok fair enough but trust me, you don't want to fight me, I'll crush you
He starts using his rocks to grow bigger making a giant mech out of rocks.
Rock guy: I've squashed super strengthers like you before! He tries to slam a giant fist on you but you punch it and break it apart. You then break his other arm, jump up to his chest and break that open then you headbutt his exposed cranium and the rock mech crumbles as the guy is knocked out.
Y/n: I don't have super strength dumb ass, Its MEGA strength
You start to walk away but you feel a rock hit you from behind, you look around and another one hits you from behind.
Y/n: ....really? =_=
You stomp the ground and knock her down making her Yelp so you can find her and you just tap her forehead. She turns visible making you retch and you cover her up with a trash bag and move on.
You get the Nun-chuck and head back to your room. When you get back you start playing until someone messages you about playing Call of duty, you recognize this guy as CoDGoD69420 A very salty cod try hard who won't stop harassing you ever since you beat him in gun game.
Tryhard: I SAID WE FIGHT TODAY OR U PAY THE PRICE
Y/n: I'm gonna block you
Tryhard: fine! I hope u like super mario oddsey caas yull be playin it 4 a long time!!!
Y/n: why don't you try hard at grammar after suckin your moms titty
Suddenly your console starts glowing and you get pulled inside.
You get dropped into the world and land in a giant field with floating blocks and goombas everywhere...though not the goombas you're used to.
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