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Pepsiwoman part 2: soda harem

A/n: Everyone knew it was coming. It was only a matter of time.
Now we have more drinks than ever before
ACTION!! 📣

(Last time.....)

Y/n: damn...out of pepsi...I just bought a bunch of 24 packs. Am I drinking that much?...

Pepsiwoman: これは新しい...私はペプシの呼び出しを聞いています...海を越えて？ でも、私はアメリカにいることは一度もありません.

Y/n: hello? Um...weird sweaty lady? You ok?

Weird sweaty lady: 困っている人の声がした！

Y/n: what happens if you drink the Pepsi you made?

???: what is that bitch doing here....this is my turf

Colawoman: I'm gonna kick that  Ching Chong jap back to the ming dynasty!

(Now)

You wake up next to Pepsiwoman as you start making your breakfast, pepsiwoman gets up and materializes a pepsi for you and things are definitely better with her around.

Y/n: I don't know what I'd do without you pepsiwoman

Pepsiwoman: I'm happy to provide for my thirsty cute consumer~

She hugs you close and presses your head into her enormous tits.

Pepsiwoman: heh heh

Then you take another drink from your pepsi bottle and pepsiwoman gasps.

Y/n: hm? Whats wrong?

Pepsiwoman: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM???

Y/n: what are you talking ab-...

You look at the bottle and...

Y/n: I swear this was pepsi a second ago...

???: thats more like it~