Afton Family and FNAF Randomness

Thomas Sanders Vines

I'm starting with the narrating people's lives ones first

Creator: "Storytime." *walks up to Shadow and Amber* "It was clear that a romance was blossoming between them."

Shadow: "Noooooo!" *runs away*

Amber: *gets off swing and chases after Shadow*

Creator: "A romance lasting a lifetime."

Oof.
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Past.

P.Henry: "Storytime." *walks up William and Clara* "This was the moment the lad would propose to the girl."

P.William: *stares at Henry then at Clara* "No... No."

P.Clara: *laughs*

Do it.

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Sammy: "Storytime. She had no idea she was about to run into a BRIDGE, That was-"

Charlie: "Why the-"

Sammy: "Nowhere near her."

Charlie: "Freak would you say that?!"

Siblings be siblings.

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William: "Storytime. In every group of friends, There's the dumb one."

Henry: *stares at William then points at Blanco* 

Blanco: "Really?"

Henry and William: *laughing*

Blanco's dumb.
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William: "Storytime. One of this men forgot to check their flies."

Henry: "Wha-"

William: "That man was me, These two were fine."

Henry and Blanco: *laughing*

Wow, Will.

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Cassidy: "Storytime." *chasing after William* "No matter how fast he ran he could not escape the demon but he would not let his soul be taken today!"

William: "Ahhhh!"

Back to hell with you, Willtrap.
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Time for me to get onto the next group of thomas sanders vines

Amber: *reading a book* "It was then that she realized her mind had been elsewhere and she had to start the freaking page all over." *slams head down on desk* 

Same though.
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Apple store manager: "Calling apple, this is-"

P.William: "To talk to a customer, Please press one."

Apple store manager: *presses one*

P.Henry and P.William: *shocked that she fell for it*

How?!
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Teacher: Any questions before freetime?

Michael: "Yeah, Didn't you say there was gonna be a pop quiz today?"

Teacher: "What was that Mike?"

Michael: "Nothing. I said nothing."

Don't ask dumb questions, Michael.

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Idiot past selves

P.Henry: "I'm driving-"

P.William: "Shotgun!"

P.Blanco: "Aw, But you had it on the way here..."

P.William: "No I found a shotgun, And I want the front seat." *load gun*

These guys were idiots in the past.
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William: "Playground phone!" *leans down to it* "I don't know who you are but I will find you and I will kill you."

Shadow: *from other side* "What?!" *runs away*

Sometimes you do forget you're too old for something.
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Fire: *trying to do her math homework*

Calculator: "Hey, You need me?"

Fire: "I got this."

Calculator: "Are you sure?"

Fire: "I'm sure."

Calculator: "ArE yOu SuRe?"

Fire: *grumbles and puts 1+2 into calculator to get 3*

Calculator: "You're weak."

Fire: *looks at the calculator*

The curse will forever be here.

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William: "Now sweetie, You're getting older so you're gonna have to act more your age."

Amber: "The ground is lava!"

Fire: *still standing there*

William: "Ahh, You're the lava!"

Fire: (-_-)

William's just as dumb and immature.. -_-
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Amber: "It's funny. The most beautiful thing on this menu is you."

Person taking order: *laughs*

Amber: "Oh, She likes me."

When everyone likes your impressions
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Clara: "Taurus go. Use horn attack."

William: "That's was the last of them-"

Clara: *honks horn*

William: *drops box* "You mother f--ker-"

Clara: *honks horn again*

William: *just stares at Clara*

Clara: *laughs*

No cursing William
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