Shadow: "Would lava taste spicy?"
Cassidy: "Please don't eat lava."
Gabriel: "Do whatever you want." Get out of my pizzeria, No one liked you anyway.
Susie: "Actually, Since it's made of molten rock, It would probably taste very bland and dusty."
Shadow: "Thank you so f--king much, Susie. You understand me more than anyone else."
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Luna(Shadow's mother talking about Amber): "In five years, You won't even remember her last name."
Shadow: "Bi*ch, In five years it will be my last name."
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Gabriel: "If you're about to get stabbed say 'I have too much swagger for that dagger.' And then they will leave you alone."
Fritz: "None of us have as much swagger as you do so that won't work...."
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Shadow: "How much postage does it take to send a letter to Russia?"
Jeremy: "Who are you sending it to?"
Shadow: "Russia. It says 'Dear Russia, F--k you."
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Amber: *visiting the pizzeria for some odd reason* "I didn't know you knew French, Say my name in French."
Charlie: "Amber."
Amber: "Ok, Now in French."
Charlie: "Amber."
Amber: "In FRE-"
Charlie: "YOUR NAME IS THE SAME IN EVERY LANGUAGE!"
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Susie: "Seriously? Who thought I was dating Shadow?"
Everyone: *puts their hand up*
Susie: "Shadow, Put your hand down... (-_-)"
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Random girl: "Good evening Gabriel."
Gabriel: "Don't bother flirting with me, I am extremely faithful to my crush who probably hates me."
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Cassidy: *screaming*
Charlie: *Also screaming*
Shadow: "Why are they screaming?"
Fritz: "They're asserting their dominance."
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ESTÁS LEYENDO
Afton Family and FNAF Randomness
De TodoCreator: Please stop redoing these books! The first two were fine! Me(irl): It's a trilogy of FNAF randomness books? Creator: Then go mark those other two as "Finished"! Me(irl): Fine. (leaves) Me(irl): (comes back) Done. Creator: Good... (leaves)
