Fire: *playing plushies with Amber*
Michael: *just barely touches Fire* "See? Look at this, I'm not touching you. I'm not, You can't be mad because I'm not touching you. Why you mad? Am I touching you? No, I'm not. You can't be mad~.
Fire: *irritated* "Mom!"
Clara: "Mike, Stop messing with your sister."
Michael: "Why are you stressing out? Bm I'm not touching her. See?"
Clara: *looks* "He's not touching you. Now don't interrupt me, I was talking to your father."
Michael: "I'm not touching you, Am I? No, I'm not. Can't get mad if I'm not touching you. This isn't just for kids, This is fun. I'm not touching you~."
Fire: Big brain time. *leans head back so it looks like Michael's touching her*
Amber: (o_o)
Michael: (o_o)
Clara: *looks* (>_< o_o)
Michael: *looks at Clara* "......."
R.I.P Mike
_______________Amber: "Like kiss right in front of me-"
Chris: *listening*
Elizabeth: *falls on top of Terrance who was holding a muffin*
Amber: "What the- No~ Not the muffin!" *picks up muffin*
Why the muffin though?
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That one protective parent.Amber: *coughs*
Clara: "Hey, We're going to the doctor, Right now."
Amber: "I'm just coughing, I'm fine-"
Clara: "I don't care, We're going right now. You're not going have tuberculosis."
Clara, Just be glad it wasn't Covid...
_________________Blanco: "There's no such thing as ghosts."
William: *with his demon wings and horns out*
Blanco: "Ok, That's a ghost."
Henry: "Ahhhhh~!" *runs away*
R.I.P Henry
____________Fire: "Mama, What was that noise outside?"
Clara: *hiding in front of the couch with Elizabeth* "It was a shooter, Lock the door!"
Fire: "A shooter?!" *runs outside* "Hey! I'm here, You missed!"
Clara: "For crying out loud, Fire, Get in the house!"
Fire: "I'm here, You missed!" *runs*
Fire, No!"
______________William: "You play and you'd get a 100 million dollars. But a 100 million people would die?"
Amber: *plays flute*
Henry: "Amber, No~!"
Lol
_____________Lily/Mangle: "I'm not like other girls~ I'm not even a girl. I'm a pterodactyl!" *screeches*
Fritz/Foxy: (o_o)
R.I.P
_____________Henry: "You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Blanco?"
Blanco: "No." *leaves*
William: "I do."
Henry: "I know, Will."
William: "I'm sad."
Henry: "I know, Will." *leaves*
One like = happiness for William
________________Blanco: "I'm mad at you, Let's fight." *puts fists up*
William: *pulls out saw*
Blanco: *gasps* "Put that away, You psycho! Oh my god!" *runs away* "Jesus...!"
Oh dear god...
______________Vanny: *jumpscares Gregory*
Gregory: "Ah!" *cries*
Vanny: "C'mon, It's just a mask."
Gregory: *cries*
Vanny: "Wait no, You'll wake up Freddy."
Glamrock Freddy: *runs at Vanny*
Vanny: "Freddy it was just a joke."
Glamrock Freddy: *knocks Vanny over*
Amber/Glitchtrap: *scared af*
R.I.P Amber and Vanny
________________Amber: *standing there holding a knife*
Chris: *walks in with Michael* "I-I see you got a knife there."
Michael: *snickers*
Amber: *looks out of the corner of her eye*
Chris: "That's a small knife. Do you not have a bigger knife?"
Michael: *laughs*
Amber: (-_-)
Chris: "You don't."
Amber: *facepalms*
Chris: "Nice- Nice bike you got there."
Amber: What?
Michael: (o_o) *laughs*
Chris: "Y-Yeah, Nice bike. It has three wheels."
Amber: *triggered*
Michael: *dies of laughter*
Amber rides a tricycle still. (laughs)
_____________Creator: "This is killer croc." *points at Monty*
Vanny: "What does he do?"
Creator: "He's unattractive and he bites people."
Lily/Mangle: "You're not special buddy, I can do that too."
Creator and Vanny: (o_o)
I'm scared...
____________Amber: *talking to Shadow*
Charlie: *watching something on her phone*
phone: "Six easy ways to make yourself taller."
Charlie: (o_o) *cries and turns off phone, hoping no one heard that*
Amber: *starts dying of laughter*
Charlie: *cri*
Poor Charlie
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