Alan Rickman Group Chat

CHAT 2

HansGruber: Now tell me, Bob ross, why would you give the man with anger issues, a knife?

Sinclair: Didn't he say he didn't feel safe? 🤨

Ed: Exactly^

Alex: Yeah? Well now I DON'T FEEL SAFE! He's been giving me that judge-eye look all god damn morning. Can't a man rest with peace?

Sinclair: Rest with peace?? Did you die?

Turpin: Ladies, calm down... I borrowed the knife for safe measures, and personal use... I do not tend to be in court, opposite of my own sitting...

Ed: Point said. Told you all.

SeverusSnape: I have come to the ultimate conclusion that we have two idiots in here, with the IQ of 3.

Sinclair: Same here. 🥂

SeverusSnape: You're one of the two, you imbecile.

Ed: LMAO

Turpin: You too.

SeverusSnape: ^

Sinclair: HAHA- wait?

ColonelBrandon: Who created this online, group-chat anyway?

HansGruber: Some fool named, Rickman...

Harry: I wouldn't say fool...Not so nice for first encounters, don't you think?

ColonelBrandon: Agreed fully with Mr. Harry.

Alex: Well...let's get to know each other? What's the least we can do?

SeverusSnape: Leave.

*SeverusSnape has left the group chat*

*Sinclair has invited SeverusSnape*

ColonelBrandon: Uh-oh here we go again...

*SeverusSnape has declined the invite*

HansGruber: Leave the emo-man alone.

*Sinclair has added SeverusSnape to the group chat*

Ed: Welcome back! Been awhile!

SeverusSnape: ...Impulsive

HansGruber: On that note, I'll be the starter. Successful Terrorist.

Ed: False claim. I heard the story on the news, failed taking over a building! Weak!

HansGruber: You couldn't do it. Nor do you have the balls to.

Sinclair: I next. Loved a girl, who fell in love with her brother.

*No one chats for 10 minutes*

Turpin: ...Anyone wish to lead off from there?

Sinclair: Tough. 😟

Alex: Me next. Let's get this over with. Got into a car accident with a hitchhiker, who I had really come to enjoy their company. She ended up dying which lead to the guilt, and so I stopped by her parents' house to say my sorry, but the Mother hen has autism. Weeks pass, and she is now a best friend of mine. Now married to her neighbor.

Ed: Even tougher. 🥺

Sinclair: Well it's nice to meet you, Alex. You seem like a charm, you've got a good heart.

ColonelBrandon: Honor to meet you, Alex. The good will come, you're a gent.

SeverusSnape: Potions master, now headmaster of Hogwarts.

Jamie: Oops, forgot something.
"In love with a dead women."

Jamie: Lol!

Alex: Jamie? Why the laugh? Isn't there a woman in your life that's in love with you? And you're...well...dead?

Sinclair: Oh shoot. He got you there LOL

Jamie: 🤔 Now that i think of it...

Ed: Painter. Handsome. Always got food.

Turpin: The man's in love with himself.

Ed: You're in love with your daughter. Zip it.

HansGruber: His daughter???

Sinclair: Nah-ah that's P.L.

Alex: There's two gentlemen in here who is in love with their daughters??

Turpin: ADOPTED daughter! Not blood related!

Sinclair: How is that better??

HansGruber: Sick man.

*Ed has added 5 more people*

Turpin: She's quite lovely...but who is this P.L you speak of?

Sinclair: He... well his daughter is not adopted... and he hadn't known she was his..daughter...

P.L: Oh how the past always awakes...