Bartender: Thanks for stopping that bar fight, Spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It's on the house.
Peter: Thank you, but I can't
Bartender: Why not?
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I'm pregnant.
Bartender, shook: Oh, congratulations. Boy or girl?
Peter, now in full-on panic mode: It's, um, it's a spider!
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Marvel Headcanons
FanfictionJust a bunch of Marvel headcanons and incorrect quotes. Almost all of these are off the internet but I'll mention it if they're original(they probably won't be).If any of the headcanons/art I used is yours, please let me know so i can credit you. En...
