Tony: is the equipment secure?
Peter: Check
Tony: Web fluid loaded?
Peter: Check
Tony: did you have breakfast
Peter: What? That isn't on the checklist
Tony: I added it because i care about you
Peter: No, I didn't have breakfast today
Tony: Unacceptable. look in you'r backpack.
Peter, pulling out a breakfast bar: Hey, cool! are there chocolate chips in this?
Tony: yeah, i'm not an idiot.I know how to trick my son into eating fiber.
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Marvel Headcanons
FanfictionJust a bunch of Marvel headcanons and incorrect quotes. Almost all of these are off the internet but I'll mention it if they're original(they probably won't be).If any of the headcanons/art I used is yours, please let me know so i can credit you. En...
