Nobara Kugisaki x male reader

Chapter 6

At the hardware store:

Nobara: No waaaay!

Yn: what?

Nobara: this sledgehammer is on sale!!!!

Yn: I don't think that is a very good deal. Go check out other stuff, while I take a look at the axes.

at the axe aisle:

Yn: i wonder what mode should I get......

In the distance: Oh, no! It's Chuuya.

                                 What's wrong, you siucidal prick?

                                  The fact that you are here!

Yn looked up only to see the characters from "Bungo stray dogs" fighting right in front of him.

Yn: excuse me, are you Dazai of the armed detective agency?

Dazai: yup!

Yn: and you are Chuya Nakahara of the port mafia?

Chuya: Who else can I be.

YN: a tsundere.

Dazai: I like your attitude, kid! What is your name?

Yn: My name is Yn. Stay right where you are! I need to make a phonecall.

On the phone:

   CALLING GOJO SATORU.

G: yea?

yn: come quick to the local hardware store! it is an emergency!

g: Ok. see ya!

CALL ENDED

after a few moments.....literally gojo and all the senpais came in 10 seconds.

Gojo: whassup?

Yn: remember when i mindfucked you, earlier today? 

gojo: yea!

Yn: The guy that I tricked you into thinking he is real is right over there!

gojo: well, maybe it is a side effect of your technique. let's interrogate them at the school.

Timeskip to the school.

Gojo: Dazai, welcome to our super secret interrogation facility!

Narrator: the facility was the room where the movie training happened.

Dazai: Is that Forrest Gump?

Gojo: yup! Did you watch it?

Dazai: Cried my heart out.

Gojo: me too

Yn to Inumaki: they can be friends

Inumaki: Salmon.

Chuya: what are the questions you have for us?

Yn: how the hell did ya get here?

Dazai: Chuya came here through an asshole.

Chuya: S-SHUT UP, B-BAKA!

Dazai: i'm kidding. I fell asleep and woke up in the hardware store.

Yn: interesting....... Gojo! What do you think about this.

Gojo: I think we will have to live with these 2 guys for how long you need th to revert to my mind.

Yn: Ok.

Yn to Nobara: I'm sorry, but we will have to resume our date some other time.

Nobara: O-ok, yn-kyun....

Timeskip to after a week.

Yn pov:

It has been a week since the meet with 2 fictional characters happened. I am now headed to the sports stadium, so I can train, cuz there is one more day until the Kyoto goodwill event.

Yn to Chuya: YO! WASSUP, DUDE?

Chuya: nothing. Did you know that Dazai is siucidal?

Yn (kind of mad): no.

Then, out of nowhere, Dazai and Chuya dissappeared into black smoke. Then it started to rain buckets.

Gojo: NOOOOOOOOO! DAZAI! MY BEST FRIEND IS DEAD.

Yn: I don't think he died.......maybe he returned to your consciousness.

Gojo: probably.....how did ya do that?

Yn: dunno.......WAIT A MINUTE! Before Chuya turned to smoke, he told me that Dazai had siucidal thoughts. You know I hate people who do not value their lives.

Gojo: so what?

Yn to everyone: I HAVE FOUND MY NEW SUPER SKILL!

Nobara: Awesome!

Fushiguro: Cool

Senpais: interesting

Inumaki: mustard leaves

Author note: all the bungo stray dogs references are there vuz of the fact that Dazai and Gojo have the same VAs and I thought itwould be a nice crossover.

Anyway, in the next chapter, we will see Yn's past and what happens if someone calls him short.