Incorrect quotes
Inspired by demon2099
Most of it is just (Y/n) hating on Deku.
And all of it is generated :D.
Sorry, I ain't got any funny ideas rn-
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(Y/n): *Accidentally hits Tetsutetsu in the face*
(Y/n): *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
(Y/n): ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Tetsutetsu: *crying while holding his cheek* What the hell did I do?!
Monoma: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. (Y/n)'s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...
(Y/n): *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
Deku: *limps in after (Y/n)*
Deku: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS.
Deku: Help me please!
(Y/n): I got two words for you.
Deku: *sighing* I bet they won't be helpful-
(Y/n): Your. problem.
Deku: *literally getting disintegrated by shigaraki* I was right.
(Y/n): I saw you hanging out with Deku yesterday.
Tetsutetsu: (Y/n), it isn't what it looked like-
(Y/n): *pulls out assault rifle* I won't hesitate, bitch.
Sekijiro: *acts fatherly to someone else*
(Y/n): so it's treason then.
(Y/n): *reads their own spelling on a failed assignment* A theif.
Sekijiro: Thief?
(Y/n): Theif.
Sekijiro: I before E, except after C.
(Y/n): Thceif.
Sekijiro: No-
(Y/n): Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my hatred of Deku. I'll wait.
Pony: You and me!!!
(Y/n): *tearing up* Okay.
Deku: You saved me! I owe you my life...
(Y/n): No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
Monoma: What do you think (Y/n) will do for a distraction?
Tetsutetsu: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Tetsutetsu: ...or they could do that.
All Might: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
(Y/n): What's that?
All Might: Remorse code.
(Y/n): *smiles menacingly* I'm even angrier now.
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Blood Sport
Action(BNHA x gn! Reader) Once upon a time, you wished to be like your idol, All Might. You even had a quirk that was strength based, just like his. But the people around you saw nothing but a copycat, a mockery of their symbol of peace. Your quirk was me...
