Incorrect quotes (chap comes tomorrow)

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Incorrect quotes

Inspired by demon2099

Most of it is just (Y/n) hating on Deku.

And all of it is generated :D.

Sorry, I ain't got any funny ideas rn-

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(Y/n): *Accidentally hits Tetsutetsu in the face*

(Y/n): *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

(Y/n): ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Tetsutetsu: *crying while holding his cheek* What the hell did I do?!



Monoma: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. (Y/n)'s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...



(Y/n): *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

Deku: *limps in after (Y/n)*

Deku: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS.



Deku: Help me please!

(Y/n): I got two words for you.

Deku: *sighing* I bet they won't be helpful-

(Y/n): Your. problem.

Deku: *literally getting disintegrated by shigaraki* I was right.



(Y/n): I saw you hanging out with Deku yesterday.

Tetsutetsu: (Y/n), it isn't what it looked like-

(Y/n): *pulls out assault rifle* I won't hesitate, bitch.



Sekijiro: *acts fatherly to someone else*

(Y/n): so it's treason then.



(Y/n): *reads their own spelling on a failed assignment* A theif.

Sekijiro: Thief?

(Y/n): Theif.

Sekijiro: I before E, except after C.

(Y/n): Thceif.

Sekijiro: No-



(Y/n): Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my hatred of Deku. I'll wait.

Pony: You and me!!!

(Y/n): *tearing up* Okay.



Deku: You saved me! I owe you my life...

(Y/n): No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.



Monoma: What do you think (Y/n) will do for a distraction?

Tetsutetsu: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Tetsutetsu: ...or they could do that.




All Might: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

(Y/n): What's that?

All Might: Remorse code.

(Y/n): *smiles menacingly* I'm even angrier now.



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